Ironstrike
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I scalped my lawn last week in the hope it dies off a bit, its a horrible mix of different types of grasses.
I scalped my lawn last week in the hope it dies off a bit, its a horrible mix of different types of grasses.
Ironstrike
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At last, my dog is stonned enough not to hear the fireworks from the base. I hope she doesn't start stealing money from my wallet now to buy Adaptil tablets off a street dealer.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Ah bin choppin ergen. Eye bort meslf er bulldozer fromt omebase. Ter normal peeps it beer big dust pan un brush. But they be not normal int omebase.
Gerrin ome were difficult anorl. We is being bombed ergen. Rapid gun fire followed me tall the way ome. Bombs eggsplowdin tall around me. Eye is er target an ah dun nowt wrong. It be luky ma hippo is fearless. He be bort me ome safe.
Gerrin ome were difficult anorl. We is being bombed ergen. Rapid gun fire followed me tall the way ome. Bombs eggsplowdin tall around me. Eye is er target an ah dun nowt wrong. It be luky ma hippo is fearless. He be bort me ome safe.
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A Lawn?? you must be posh. I as grass. Well, a horrible mix of grass n weeds.
Ironstrike
Well-Known Member
I call it a lawn, its just some scrub grass on a few square feet of collapsed mole hills. Its impossible to play a proper game of croquet on, I keep spilling my Pimms
I call it a lawn, its just some scrub grass on a few square feet of collapsed mole hills. Its impossible to play a proper game of croquet on, I keep spilling my Pimms
Sounds like like a lawn version of Shuggy from 2000AD comic.
Now where the hell did I drag that up from?
(Google it, losers
)
We has leaf wars now.
Oldies want the trees cut back, greenies have evidence of bats. Oldies say 'pish', greenies say @#!??#@@&!
Intrestin times
Oldies want the trees cut back, greenies have evidence of bats. Oldies say 'pish', greenies say @#!??#@@&!
Intrestin times
N'night pips.
Whaddya say we do it all over again tomorrow?
Oh, an the girlie shirt ads is back..
Honestly.. You say you likes a cerise cravat.. Just once...
Whaddya say we do it all over again tomorrow?
Oh, an the girlie shirt ads is back..
Honestly.. You say you likes a cerise cravat.. Just once...
Morning all its wet and windy here
Mornin all.
A beautiful blue sky here
A beautiful blue sky here
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Morning.
Not enjoying turn up to places to find they start until later.
Who starts at 8 & finishes at 5. Oh & close for lunch ?
(Oh that was me a few months back)
Not enjoying turn up to places to find they start until later.
Who starts at 8 & finishes at 5. Oh & close for lunch ?
(Oh that was me a few months back)
