What, when did it start
I have just cleared the spares car out the garage so I can work on the 322 tomorrow.
J
I have just cleared the spares car out the garage so I can work on the 322 tomorrow.J
I pressure washed mine before the MOT, got all the green outta gutter etc an all the crud from unnerneef. Is only polite for the tester..I washed the windscreen on mine this year
£86/Month combined Water & Sewage.
WhiskyLassie
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I would just draw a comedy drawing on it each day until they collect.I'd be tempted to put it on their step leaning against the door. Take a dated pic of it, print it and shove that through the door to with the words "Delivered at such and such a time on such and such a date"
Or simply contact the delivery peeps and tell them to collect it or you will dispose of it, as the adressees of the parcel "seem unwilling or unable " to collect it.
I'd also tell the neebs that you are never going to take in a parcel for them again so they had better find some other willing suckers.
Totally get your annoyance.
Here's your
aubergine parcel 
£320 for the year but that is water only. I have the septic tank emptied every couple of years and that is iro £180.
I suppose I could write: "Contents: Luxury gimp mask and 10" black rubber life-like strap-on." on the parcel.I would just draw a comedy drawing on it each day until they collect.
Here's your
Or, something along those lines.
[ please note, no swear-words used].
WhiskyLassie
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For me 16.15What, when did it start
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WhiskyLassie
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YesI suppose I could write: "Contents: Luxury gimp mask and 10" black rubber life-like strap-on." on the parcel.
Or, something along those lines.
I once asked my brother to sand-blast and powder-coat a bike rack for me.Yes
When it was delivered back to me the postie handed it over with a big smile and said "Here you go!"
I took the package indoors and turned it over to see written on the back of the package "Contents 10" Black Rubber Dildo".
I had to chuckle, because my brother had well and truly stitched me up.
WhiskyLassie
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@Stanleysteamer knows basic french get him to ask for the french for certain watershed words and send them a parcel to misour et madmoiselle (rude word) their address and then write a letter in Kev's way of words saying collect your parcel.I once asked my brother to sand-blast and powder-coat a bike rack for me.
When it was delivered back to me the postie handed it over with a big smile and said "Here you go!"
I took the package indoors and turned it over to see written on the back of the package "Contents 10" Black Rubber Dildo".
I had to chuckle, because my brother had well and truly stitched me up.
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Don't forget the 'extra strength ickle bloo pills'Yes
WhiskyLassie
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Thought they banned blue smarties? I'd chuck a fish on the air vents tooDon't forget the 'extra strength ickle bloo pills'
Stone56
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Should be ok once it gets into a different environment it will do its own thing is it moisture treated if so will have a green tinge?
Stone56
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Ok till you want to water the gardenI forgot yous all have water meters.
Stone56
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Stone56
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We are not on mains water just use what falls from the sky
Stone56
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Print up a label with Ann summers and stick that on itI suppose I could write: "Contents: Luxury gimp mask and 10" black rubber life-like strap-on." on the parcel.
Or, something along those lines.
Stone56
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You would need stitches with thatI once asked my brother to sand-blast and powder-coat a bike rack for me.
When it was delivered back to me the postie handed it over with a big smile and said "Here you go!"
I took the package indoors and turned it over to see written on the back of the package "Contents 10" Black Rubber Dildo".
I had to chuckle, because my brother had well and truly stitched me up.
I ain't got one.I forgot yous all have water meters.
