Oooohhhh...are you wet pet?
"Give it to me!" she yelled "I'm so f-ing wet! Give it to me now!" ...
She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella.
A few years ago we stayed at the Lodge on the loch....on the bonnie banks, when leaving it was raining cats n dogs so I grabbed
one of the umbrella's form the holders on the way to the car, I couldnt be getting soaked in my nice new attire so I lobbed the
brolly into the boot of the car & left it there for months......one day the misses was going to Glasgow & it was pizzing doon &
asked if I had an umbrella errr naw dont thing so then it clicked yer ive got a bright yellow one from the Lodge on the Loch.....
So I fetched it like a good boy & buggered off to work & got a call after lunch.....
YOUR A Nobbbb.........
Me...eh....
Her.. Well ive been walking to the bus...
Me...mmm yer ok & ???......
Her....Then ive got off the bus n walked to the train in the peeing rain...
Me.... yer & wots the prob ??
Her.... got on the train with people starring at me ??
Me....Im busy are you ok....
Her....NO.. YOUR A Fkn W@NKA
Me....Wft is going on ???
Her....YOU
Me.. aye wits going on
Her...IVE BEEN ON A BUS THROUGH TOWN THEN A TRAIN & HALF WAY ROUND GLASGOW TALKING TO ALSORTS OF PEOPLE...
THEN MET UP WITH MY BEST FRIEND....
Me...Oh aye thats nice...
Her... NICE, NICE...I'LL GIVE YOU NICE THAT UNBARELLA YOU GAVE ME.....IN BRIGHT YELLOW
Me....Aye wot about it....
Her...My pal said wft are you doing with that brolly ???
Her pal....Give me that & showed her..........
It said in BIG RED LETTERS......STOLEN FROM LODGE ON THE LOCH........
. Had to get some salad stuff as run out of fresh, (no we don’t grow anything) so fully stocked and stopped for grub at our favourite place on way home
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