Turktowner · Dec 31, 2018

An I tell you wot. The time my tratter takes a tow offa hippo...

Well...

I'll buy the driver a drink, course. .

Is only pukka innit..

suggsey · Dec 31, 2018

Happy Easter,,,merry Christmas happy birthday and a cordial merry And Prosperous New year. In 2019......

Turktowner · Dec 31, 2018

Hippo said:
Am watching the apprentice ah missed before. Makin chocolates.

You is makin choklits, or the tossers in the telly is?..
Fink yourzud be betterer

Hippo · Dec 31, 2018

Turktowner said:
You is makin choklits, or the tossers in the telly is?..
Fink yourzud be betterer

They is makin em ont telly.

If ah were to makin em ah wood:

Melt lots of milky bar
Cut up cherry's un drop em in
Spread ont tray
Sprinkle wiv sprinkles
Brake up int bits when gone ard

DevonGuy · Dec 31, 2018

Hippo said:
They is makin em ont telly.

If ah were to makin em ah wood:

Melt lots of milky bar
Cut up cherry's un drop em in
Spread ont tray
Sprinkle wiv sprinkles
Brake up int bits when gone ard

Yer never sed yer wuz a chef, anorl.

Hippo · Dec 31, 2018

DevonGuy said:
Yer never sed yer wuz a chef, anorl.

I ain't. Cheffin is easy. Yer put everyfink yer like it bole and cook it. Tis how cakes is made.

DevonGuy · Dec 31, 2018

Hippo said:
I ain't. Cheffin is easy. Yer put everyfink yer like it bole and cook it. Tis how cakes is made.

Tis true wot yer say. I av offen dun that cake. Tiddun worth doin any cookin that don't end up wiv cake.

derwendolly · Dec 31, 2018

Hippo said:
The Freelander's would be prepared to tow the tratters that broke'd down ont way if needed

Towing up the hill might slow you down a little bit.

Hippo · Jan 1, 2019

Ah fell asleep int chair. Ah just woke up. Fink I missed it.

Shimsteriom · Jan 1, 2019

Hippo said:
Ah fell asleep int chair.

Well, that doesn't happen very often

Turktowner · Jan 1, 2019

Hippo said:
Ah fell asleep int chair. Ah just woke up. Fink I missed it.

Eyes bin out int street. Am nice but I ain't tickerlarly friendly usually. Young couple had their three month old out. Bonny ickle girl, grandies out too. Was very nice to feel community. Must try betterer...

Hippo · Jan 1, 2019

I can hear peeps outside. Kids kicking ball about int street. FFS tis dark out there. Tis sleep time. Twunts.

Thor 1950 · Jan 1, 2019

Hippo said:
I can hear peeps outside. Kids kicking ball about int street. FFS tis dark out there. Tis sleep time. Twunts.

Are you saying its darkie out side?

Turktowner · Jan 1, 2019

Hippo said:
I can hear peeps outside. Kids kicking ball about int street. FFS tis dark out there. Tis sleep time. Twunts.

Awww. Go on, get yer jumper out. You is in goal Ippo! Give em a break today, then buy an ARP9 wensdi (Google it, is great fun) an plink the fonk out of em furzdi! Mwaahahaha!

Hippo · Jan 1, 2019

Thor 1950 said:
Are you saying its darkie out side?

Tis black out there if the street lights wernt on.

Thor 1950 · Jan 1, 2019

Hippo said:
Tis black out there if the street lights wernt on.

Thats good then. You don't have to shout smiley you fookers so I can see where you are

Turktowner · Jan 1, 2019

Thor 1950 said:
Are you saying its darkie out side?

Unnecessary. Unpleasant. Kindly bugger off.
Happy New Year all. Let's all try doing something different, hmm?

Thor 1950 · Jan 1, 2019

Turktowner said:
Unnecessary. Unpleasant. Kindly bugger off.
Happy New Year all. Let's all try doing something different, hmm?

OK.........

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Hippo · Jan 1, 2019

Taxi came and driven oft. Noise has stopped. Tis all ok now.

Turktowner · Jan 1, 2019

Thor 1950 said:
OK.........

That's better, suits you sir..

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