You wouldn't believe our sh!t luck when it came to services.
Had been a farmer's field but he had already sold the bottom part of it off to a bloke some time ago. So he said "You have all of it or some of it, choose whatever you want". so we choose a triangular bit right at the top which retained most of the views but was flatter and obvs we'd only ever have neighbours one side.
Water? In the road.
Telephone? In the road.
Sewage? Well you can DIY or connect to the mains drains, down there, Agent points done to a spot 250 metres away.
Electric? Not in the road, although matey at the bottom has it.
So that too has to come through from "down there", but you will have access to all the land above it should you need to repair it or whatever, written into the contract.
So our contingency fund goes up in smoke, or rather gets to pay for electric and sewage.
So we put the house at the North western end of the land, and the pool at the south western. All hunky dory.
After a while we realise it'll be a while before we build a "hangar" or whatever for me to play on cars in etc. Which was the original idea for the north eastern corner. So we fence it off and let a neighbour put his donkeys on it.
After a while we think, "We're never going to need it all, why not sell most of it and keep just a bit for the "Hangar?".
So this year we are set on this, and start to look around us. We even know of a bloke who might want to buy it as he has said so to a neighbour we trust. So all seemed positive until we learned that the gubmint/EDF have changed the rules and they will only give you electric if there is already electric within 35 metres of the property. Which there isn't. In fact the new neighbour was very lucky to get it, as the village footy stadium across the road had its electric uprated last year, and they took it from the same transformer as serves us, i.e. 250 metres away, by going along the hedge of another plot. but now this is no longer allowed.
Sh!t, missed it by a year!!!
I am beginning to think the farmer put a spell on this field.
Ist plot he sold out of it, to neighbour at bottom. They since divorced, had to sell up.
2nd plot bought by an ex-para, who trained around here and fell in love with the place. He moved his family down here from Paris, his wife had the heck of a job getting herself "muté" to a position in a primary school here. Said blokey then gets killed in a motorbike accident.
Third plot, the one next to ours, bought by a couple of lesbians. big girls who start a self-build. Then they they split up.
Years later they have just sold it to our new neighbours.
And our is the last plot!
So what else is going to happen to us? We wonder!