Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Whats wrong with it?
Nowt. Found it in me loft. When yer press the packet the air dun't come out so it's still sealed. Good as new.Whats wrong with it?
I deliver mars bars I'm currently sat outside blakemores who distribute for spar shops with 9112 packets of celebrations on ready for HalloweenAnyone want a mars bar?
While yer there av a word with them about going back to using to tins.I deliver mars bars I'm currently sat outside blakemores who distribute for spar shops with 9112 packets of celebrations on ready for Halloween
Did yer get it wet?
Nah, I spect he miztook it fer a D3 wot needed a sidelight bulb changed. "Sorry mate, iss a bodyoff job iz that....."Did yer get it wet?
I deliver the tubs of them to tescosWhile yer there av a word with them about going back to using to tins.
Oooo, not good. Monday is always Sausage day. Saturday is for fish 'n chips. I do hope you enjoyed it though.Fish n chips tonight. Ah were tempted with fishcake or sausage n chips but held strong.
I might go fer sausage n chips next time. Give the fisk stock time to rebuild.Oooo, not good. Monday is always Sausage day. Saturday is for fish 'n chips. I do hope you enjoyed it though.
Good move! By always eating Sausages on a Monday, I can then quickly calculate what day of the week it is for the next six days!!!I might go fer sausage n chips next time. Give the fisk stock time to rebuild.
A sausage datum.Good move! By always eating Sausages on a Monday, I can then quickly calculate what day of the week it is for the next six days!!!
He’ll fire your right. I’ve just looked outsideNight