Fell asleep and missed the apprentice. Ah were going to record it in case I fell asleep but ah fell asleep before telling it to record. :(
 
If yer avin sugga wiv yer pasta, yer shud toss sum butter around it, then add yer sugga. We wuz poor wen I wuz a tad, an we ad it as a treet!

Pasta? Luxury! Now we wuz reely poor, we ad to av string.. Wiv ashes on 'em..
 
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Yer ad ashes on string? Shear luxery!!!
Uz ad ter make do wiv a bit uv cotton frumt rag n bone man dippt int nekkle patch!!
Yoo yunguns dunt knaw nowt, yer soft burgers! :p:p

Cotton an nettles? Thi were lucky. Uz niver ad nowt unless gran's dog ad bin sick and then we ad to fight the ferrets fer it.
 
Yer ad ashes on string? Shear luxery!!!
Uz ad ter make do wiv a bit uv cotton frumt rag n bone man dippt int nekkle patch!!
Yoo yunguns dunt knaw nowt, yer soft burgers! :p:p

Cotton an nettles? Thi were lucky. Uz niver ad nowt unless gran's dog ad bin sick and then we ad to fight the ferrets fer it.
 
Yer ad ashes on string? Shear luxery!!!
Uz ad ter make do wiv a bit uv cotton frumt rag n bone man dippt int nekkle patch!!
Yoo yunguns dunt knaw nowt, yer soft burgers! :p:p

Cotton an nettles? Thi were lucky. Uz niver ad nowt unless gran's dog ad bin sick and then we ad to fight the ferrets fer it.
 
Yer ad ashes on string? Shear luxery!!!
Uz ad ter make do wiv a bit uv cotton frumt rag n bone man dippt int nekkle patch!!
Yoo yunguns dunt knaw nowt, yer soft burgers! :p:p

Cotton an nettles? Thi were lucky. Uz niver ad nowt unless gran's dog ad bin sick and then we ad to fight the ferrets fer it.
 

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