doriz
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Dogs are always ready to help come what mayPut it this way, the dog could only get it off the saucer we used to test it on with her teeth!
Dogs are always ready to help come what mayPut it this way, the dog could only get it off the saucer we used to test it on with her teeth!
Especially when it comes to "waste disposal"!Dogs are always ready to help come what may
Still got a lot of the wing feathers on.Well chicken pie tonight.
We have decided to name the Waitrose chickens we are getting delivered at the mo, Badminton chickens.
wonder if you can work out why?
Caught me fum at wuk today when putting a box down. Small cut and leakin blood. Put some maskin tape round it un it be ok. Ah din't cry. Din't tell the fust ayders as eye can't be bovvurd with all the daft questions.
Nope!Still got a lot of the wing feathers on.
Count me out on that then! Even given the answer, I can't work out how it fits.Nope!
Nice try though!
Bit more of a crossword type clue maybe, than i thought!
Each one is so big (there are only two of us) we have to cook it and serve it three different ways, over three different days, to get through it.Count me out on that then! Even given the answer, I can't work out how it fits.
I wouldn't have got it if you hadn't explained! You can only imagine the words my husband used to describe my incompetence - he was a crossword addict!Each one is so big (there are only two of us) we have to cook it and serve it three different ways, over three different days, to get through it.
And what is a famous "Three day event"?
Couldn't find images of a chicken show-jumping, doing dressage and doing the cross country on an orse!!Count me out on that then! Even given the answer, I can't work out how it fits.
I'm not sure he'd have got it without knowing our circs!I wouldn't have got it if you hadn't explained! You can only imagine the words my husband used to describe my incompetence - he was a crossword addict!
No, he was a Times addict! He was not a driver, at least a front seat one but I had developed the perfect way of keeping him quiet - just buy the Times at the beginning of a journey! The trouble was it didn't take him many minutes to finish most of them!!I'm not sure he'd have got it without knowing our circs!
Crosswords, you can either do them or not.
I used to be able to do the Telegraph one, most of the time, and bits of the Times. But not under an hour or two, and very often needed to log on to the web site to get hints to finish it (The Tele one)
Did he do Sudoku as well?
Ouch!No, he was a Times addict! He was not a driver, at least a front seat one but I had developed the perfect way of keeping him quiet - just buy the Times at the beginning of a journey! The trouble was it didn't take him many minutes to finish most of them!!
At least you could do better than me! I was always trying to think of different ways of deflecting the conversation topics! He was a linguist with a very deep interest and knowledge of words, names etc., so every journey in whichever country we were in, was spent trying to educate me on the derivations and structures of words and names. Even our nearest neighbour, who was a native Welsh speaker, used to come to ask Bernard all about the meaning and structures of the Welsh language!! Bernard was not a Welsh speaker but he was self-taugh the language and its nuances. He loved to go to the Welsh Shop to buy books to read - everything he learned was written down and used to re-test himself with regularly. I had to buy school exercise books by the gross and now I am left with a huge pile of …..' rubbish'.Ouch!
Wifey bought me a times Crossword machine, years ago, which if you got stuck would give you the first letter, then the next etc. Sometimes i got the whole anwser and i still didn't "get" the answer.
I could make another out of 1.5 mill sheet steel I suppose. But I would need to buy a compressor and a plasma-torch to cut it.
Well chicken pie tonight.
We have decided to name the Waitrose chickens we are getting delivered at the mo, Badminton chickens.
wonder if you can work out why?
As a French teacher, if I had done that with either of my wives, even the French one, the exercise books would have become my funeral pyre!At least you could do better than me! I was always trying to think of different ways of deflecting the conversation topics! He was a linguist with a very deep interest and knowledge of words, names etc., so every journey in whichever country we were in, was spent trying to educate me on the derivations and structures of words and names. Even our nearest neighbour, who was a native Welsh speaker, used to come to ask Bernard all about the meaning and structures of the Welsh language!! Bernard was not a Welsh speaker but he was self-taugh the language and its nuances. He loved to go to the Welsh Shop to buy books to read - everything he learned was written down and used to re-test himself with regularly. I had to buy school exercise books by the gross and now I am left with a huge pile of …..' rubbish'.
Nice try! But once dead and in our fridge, they don't. nor do they shuttle their cocks!Cause they made a racket...
Evening all.
Anuvver boring day but at least it's sumfin to do all day.
I found out today that as well as having to use a punching in/out timecard that they pay the staff weekly! That'll screw up paying my monthly bills somewhat.
On a better note, I was working with a bloke today who spoke acted quite like Borat so that was fun.