Slob, wossthis I found down the back o yer armchair. Seems ter have a life of it's own an it don' arf pong a bit...
dint worry about it.. its ma secret but as yer found it , i'll come clean?

ave bin eggspermmenting with growing different stains and other crud orf me pants. the last bit came out thinking it was a web site designer and power tool reveiwer. and am hoping this latest attempt has a better grasp on life and can function as a valuable member of LZ. unlike that last pile of crud..
 
dint worry about it.. its ma secret but as yer found it , i'll come clean?

ave bin eggspermmenting with growing different stains and other crud orf me pants. the last bit came out thinking it was a web site designer and power tool reveiwer. and am hoping this latest attempt has a better grasp on life and can function as a valuable member of LZ. unlike that last pile of crud..

why did i find this comment so funny it hurt? also why did it make me think of a certain dik?:rolleyes:
 
Sir Slob Please could you find it in yer heart to enlighten yer peasants as to the correct use fer the long square shaft on a cv applicator cone of the same caliber as the one in your teknical compatishun. I know I is not worthy of yer wasted typin but I am now sufferin wiv lack of sleep due to the stress and worry of wether I am to receive a pair of yer thunders.
cheers.
 
Slob. Please could you also tell us humbled souls all about heat shrinking yer bearing races. We would love to know the hows and whys of this amazing phenomena. Ta muchly.
 
cos it pulls the carbon outta them and all the other mommyquills snug up tight to each other thereby making it smaller overall.
yer then turn item upside down and tap sharply wiff a sheffield fine adjuster
 
so how come it pulls the carbon out and shrinks em rather than expanding them as per the usual heating technique?
 
cos it pulls the carbon outta them and all the other mommyquills snug up tight to each other thereby making it smaller overall.
yer then turn item upside down and tap sharply wiff a sheffield fine adjuster

Will it werk on Raz's ringpiece? cos he'll need ta do summat after the easter shindig.
 
ah should have sed them do expand when hot but when them cool down them fall out

phew I thought my I.Q. had taken another nose dive fer a mo. It aint got far to go before I hit minus figures as it is.
 

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