RAZ8550TDI · Mar 4, 2008

yella said:
i dint think it will be carbon he'll be worrying about removing from his anal ring

FFS looks like yer both hooked on erm........how can i decribe it.............making me a man............or taking away my manhood???

Sirus · Mar 4, 2008

RAZ8550TDI said:
FFS looks like yer both hooked on erm........how can i decribe it.............making me their Biatch............or taking away my manhood???

Think thas what you were looking for

Take5 · Mar 4, 2008

Why is it that every time a fly in an aeroplane I get a fookin cold

slob · Mar 4, 2008

Take5 said:
Why is it that every time a fly in an aeroplane I get a fookin cold

cos yer a big girlie boy

Take5 · Mar 4, 2008

Bastid

slob · Mar 4, 2008

its to do with the recycled air that they keep pumping through the cabin, full of nasty bugs and **** that the immune system of girlie boys aren't man enough to fight orf

Take5 · Mar 4, 2008

Shoulda had another coupla GnT's then, that kills anything

RAZ8550TDI · Mar 4, 2008

like the memory of the fat bitch yer had the night before??

Take5 · Mar 4, 2008

Ooh, never. You know what they say, it's like riding a scooter - quite good fun but you don't want your mates to find out

clivees · Mar 4, 2008

Take5 said:
Why is it that every time a fly in an aeroplane I get a fookin cold

I suspect its because you brought a cheep ticket.
The Air comes in at the front of the aircraft and goes out the back.
Therefore if some one up front has a cold / flu etc then anyone behind him is likely to get it.

slob · Mar 4, 2008

oi! you! piff orf and gert yer own fred! it sez 'ask slob' not folking 'ask clivees'

clivees · Mar 4, 2008

slob said:
oi! you! piff orf and gert yer own fred! it sez 'ask slob' not folking 'ask clivees'

Sorry el Slobby
I couldn't resist implying that someone is cheep.

I'll go back to teasing Gaylander owners now.

shadowster · Mar 4, 2008

discomania said:
What came first the chicken or the egg?

the one with the fag in his mouth

shadowster

yella · Mar 4, 2008

the air in an aircraft is like the great mr slob sez recycled, where as in days of old when yer could smoke on a plane the aircon actually pumped fresh air into the cabin all the time. now its full of every other fookers germs so thats why yer get a cold or virus everytime yer fly. so when they stopped yer from smokin on a plane they gave yer a free disease ter replace the smoke

HybridGirl · Mar 19, 2008

Dear Slob, today I saw a grouse on the moors an was wonderin to mesself, if more than one mouse is 'mice', is more than one grouse 'grice'?
Lots of love, HB.

Trewey · Mar 19, 2008

The collective term for Grouse is "Covey".

The Mad Hat Man · Mar 19, 2008

trust Trewy to know - the "expert grouser"

Trewey · Mar 19, 2008

Grouse and Ptarmigan are the only game birds that I've never shot.
Will do one day though!

Oddie · Mar 19, 2008

HybridGirl said:
Dear Slob, today I saw a grouse on the moors an was wonderin to mesself, if more than one mouse is 'mice', is more than one grouse 'grice'?
Lots of love, HB.

i have 2 hice, but me and doris use our nice and let one out.

HybridGirl · Mar 19, 2008

Treworgey 90 said:
The collective term for Grouse is "Covey".

Mr Trewy! Yer so very, very knowledgeabubble! Mebbe you shud have yer very own 'Ask Trewy' fred.

I still think 'grice' sounds propa. I'm gonna write to the oxford dickshunary an see if they'll eggcept 'grice' as a noo wurd...

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