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jimbot90
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no that news papers
jimbot90
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ya could av txt sex
ratty
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jimbot90
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mmm true
gotoneatlast
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is that all,
well i don't mind travelling to mmmm...let me think, hows about:scratching_chin: norf wales i'm going there in may, that might be past yer, i'll wave on the way.
waddabout...?..melton mowbray i know the way there, or milton keynes even!
Pikey
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I'm already oop Norf.. and anyway yu suffern poofs int no good to a proper norfern Gal..
gotoneatlast
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i've been to watch ice hockey in hull,...
and to alton towers.
and to alton towers.
gotoneatlast
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and sooty faced, trophy bitter, double diamond drinking, string belt, whooping coff, baccy tin, pigeon racing northerners are?
ratty
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OI. Gotoneatlast. I think you have a twin. One of you has posted the same post twice.
gotoneatlast
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no not me it was the real ming!
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gotoneatlast
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i have evidonce
ratty
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ratty
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FFS. Thats mrs Mings sister......Gurt-rude
gotoneatlast
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thats what he wants you to believe,
down in that dungeon,
any semblance of a nuclear family ruse soon dissolves.
i have seen the truth,
an it wears nipple tassles.
ratty
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thats what he wants you to believe,
down in that dungeon,
any semblance of a nuclear family ruse soon dissolves.
i have seen the truth,
an it wears nipple tassles.
Were you made to wear em too?
gotoneatlast
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:hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi
here we go again!
here we go again!
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gotoneatlast
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no he made me watch a sort of burlesque caberet he was starring in, and forcibly insisted i pretend i was a grateful punter, appreciative and appluading his can can(which he also sang acapella), and i had to let him sit on my lap and buy him drinks all night, and pay him compliments.Were you made to wear em too?
If i didn't comply he said that he'd shapeshift me into a suppository and put me to work for alternative private amusement:faint2:
