Why are some people real ****ters ???

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Trouble is its usually lazy gits like that that end up getting promotion, far as I can see lazy, usless, dangerous or a combination of these equals promotion nowadays. 20 years ago a good kick up the arse was the way to deal with it, pity those days were not back.
Davie
 
the hooded claw said:
UPDATE**************

Paul got home at 3;30AM (8 hours after leaving home) He fitted a new Thermo-Couple to the boiler

Part cost .......£1.53

Eng cost........£180.00

Diesel Cost.....£ 105.00

TOTAL ........£286.53


Cost to Customer ...£0.00 (she was "On Contract")


& just to put the Christmas ****in hat on the entire episode........"BATH MAN" posted pictures of himself AT A ****IN PARTY on his facebook page this morning!!!!!

Which was quite proably THE REAL reason why ..

A. He didn't go in the first Place

B. He was in the Bath ......

Oh! & yesterday he left a "Care Home" (with 87 pensioners in it) with NO heat or Hot Water.......... His Excuse fer leaving ???? HE HAD A HEADACHE!!! (3 other Eng worked til 5AM this morning to get the place up & running) .....

& this **** gets paid £36K fer working for Brit Gas ......


WOT A TOSSER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
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**** i would check his credentials,did he pay for his certificate?
 
Feck me Keith I would be spitting feathers over this Cutn, as well as being a complete tosser, I hate this when people take advantage of other peoples good nature and really do not give a toss of their actions!!!

Feckin LOOSER!!!

Matt
 
SAMATT said:
Feck me Keith I would be spitting feathers over this Cutn, as well as being a complete tosser, I hate this when people take advantage of other peoples good nature and really do not give a toss of their actions!!!

Feckin LOOSER!!!

Matt
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Tis just like I said in our PM's Matt its down to yer "Integraty" If I broke down around Preston I'd ring Tony (Wammers) I KNOW he'd be there to help Same with J the Range in Liverpool & SAME with you.

In fact it's be the same with ALL the "regular" guys on her MHM, Fett Fanantic, Jerseybean, the whole fookin lot of em Ring em & they are there NO QUESTION..................

& then yer get guys like "Bath Man" Who wants a Sausage up his Arse more than help a mate out.

I wanna go up there & SLAUGHTER the COOONT!!!!
 
the hooded claw said:
Tis just like I said in our PM's Matt its down to yer "Integraty" If I broke down around Preston I'd ring Tony (Wammers) I KNOW he'd be there to help Same with J the Range in Liverpool & SAME with you.

In fact it's be the same with ALL the "regular" guys on her MHM, Fett Fanantic, Jerseybean, the whole fookin lot of em Ring em & they are there NO QUESTION..................

& then yer get guys like "Bath Man" Who wants a Sausage up his Arse more than help a mate out.

I wanna go up there & SLAUGHTER the COOONT!!!!
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True but we are old school decent people, many now days it is I and not we.
For both the ones who met me and those who have not.
I'm not a keyboard warrior and just as bad in real life, that said friends stick together.
 
solution to that is 'bump' van or aquire a puncture, when he rings it in just tell em jase will have finnished his bath shortly!!! lol!!!

idle cuuuunt,
 
Give us all this cnuts reg no sure we could organise a bit of gentle fun for him - arseholes like that NEED sorting set the prick up so a job he does gets condemned and f him off out of the company
 
sandyt said:
I know its doubtful but if he ever gets sent down this way give us a shout he can always kip here
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Funnily enough Sandy he was working at Term 2 bout a Month ago (Every Month 2 Engs go "South") its my Pauls turn next week (hes doing a strip down & flush out on the Under Pitch Heating at Wembley staduim)

"Bath Boy" ****ed up Terminal 2 as well .....left 35 air heaters (out of 53) off coz he re connected the Enviromental controls the wrong way round...(he had them coming ON when the outside temp reached 25 degress instead of going OFF!!!!!
 
Ain't that just a good example of UK weak management again, yes the bloke in the bath is a selfish tosser, but why do the management let him get away with it? If he had been one on my "on call" engineers" he would have got a warning the first time and the sack the second time. Total waste of space. As for British Gas not giving Claw a job cos of his age, if thats the real reason, go for them on age discrimination, it's illegal.
 
Datatek said:
Ain't that just a good example of UK weak management again, yes the bloke in the bath is a selfish tosser, but why do the management let him get away with it? If he had been one on my "on call" engineers" he would have got a warning the first time and the sack the second time. Total waste of space. As for British Gas not giving Claw a job cos of his age, if thats the real reason, go for them on age discrimination, it's illegal.
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Ahhhh!!! they won't admit to "Age discrimation" Data they just point out that "As you have experience in "Other" fields we would prefer a "graduate type person" to train within our own Disaplines"

^^^^^^ That bit was taken verbatum from my last "Thanks but NO thanks" letter
 
Datatek said:
Ain't that just a good example of UK weak management again, yes the bloke in the bath is a selfish tosser, but why do the management let him get away with it? If he had been one on my "on call" engineers" he would have got a warning the first time and the sack the second time. Total waste of space. As for British Gas not giving Claw a job cos of his age, if thats the real reason, go for them on age discrimination, it's illegal.
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Naah, he turned up for the intervue wearing his gimp suit, with a candy floss in one hand and a whip in the other. OH and an orange in his mouth.:D:D:D
 
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Yeah had some graduates apply for training in my business, a fair proportion of them were as much use as wet toilet paper when it came to diagnosing faults or using their initiative.
Another UK management failing, they prefer a bit of paper that say's a 2.2 in media studies than someone with obvious hands on skills.
 
wammers said:
Naah, he turned up for the intervue wearing his gimp suit, with a candy floss in one hand and a whip in the other. OH and an orange in his mouth.:D:D:D
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As a naive old geezer living in a foreign country I have been isolated from current fashions in dress in the Uk:) So please, for the ignoramouses among our number, could you please post a photo of yourself in your Gimp suit? I'm sure you must have one as you are so familier with them judging by your comments:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Datatek said:
Yeah had some graduates apply for training in my business, a fair proportion of them were as much use as wet toilet paper when it came to diagnosing faults or using their initiative.
Another UK management failing, they prefer a bit of paper that say's a 2.2 in media studies than someone with obvious hands on skills.
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Same everywhere Data. I ran a department at Bae we would get wet behind the ears graduates doing the rounds, a month here a month there, six months later they were promoted and given an area of their own to **** up. You could not make it up. I don't know how the place is still in business.
 
Datatek said:
As a naive old geezer living in a foreign country I have been isolated from current fashions in dress in the Uk:) So please, for the ignoramouses among our number, could you please post a photo of yourself in your Gimp suit? I'm sure you must have one as you are so familier with them judging by your comments:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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No not at all, all i know is what Keith has told me. To be honest i had to Google it to find out what it was. Keith is the one to ask he has photos of his. If you don't believe me ask J.:D:D:D
 
Ok Data ...Heres a Pic of J the Range wearin my GIMP SUIT ..Taken in Fazakerly Nic Liverpool on his birthday last year ....


He had consumed several pints of Guinness (whence the Notation on the bottom of the Picture)


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the hooded claw said:
Ok Data ...Heres a Pic of J the Range wearin my GIMP SUIT ..Taken in Fazakerly Nic Liverpool on his birthday last year ....


He had consumed several pints of Guinness (whence the Notation on the bottom of the Picture)


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Don't give him fag and try to light it, with that amount of gas in there, he'll explode:eek: and don't call a British Gas fitter to deal with the leak:eek::eek:
 
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