Which clutch kit?

trax · Jun 10, 2015

sp00k said:
You've got to use your imagination.

<music>bow chica chica chica bow chica chica chica</music>

I opened the door wearing literally nothing but my size 28G bra to be greeted by burly man.

"Morning Mam, I be the pluimber", says he, in a strong Dorset accent, "I eard there was a big job wot wanted sorting around ere". I licked finger suggestively and said "now don't you get the wrong idea big boy, I'm only after a shower.".

<music>bow chica chica chica bow chica chica chica</music>

morning mam ?!?!? you got issues mate!

i'd have understood ma'am.. but your mother!

sp00k · Jun 10, 2015

It's how they pronounce it in Dorset

trax · Jun 10, 2015

sp00k said:
It's how they pronounce it in Dorset

ah yes, that makes sense.. they probably would say it to their mam down there

Rosie · Jun 12, 2015

bloody 'ell...

you lot have overactive imaginations... 28G?!!! I don't make it that far down the alphabet

trax · Jun 12, 2015

Rosie said:
bloody 'ell...

you lot have overactive imaginations... 28G?!!! I don't make it that far down the alphabet

you know the rules... *chuckle*

Rosie · Jun 12, 2015

trax said:
you know the rules... *chuckle*

trax · Jun 12, 2015

:bowl: :cheer2: :screaming_bug_eye_f :banana:

:5bparty: :lvkiss-106:

Rosie · Jun 12, 2015

Dont mention it...

here's a pic of my arse

trax · Jun 12, 2015

is this like tinder?

Rosie · Jun 12, 2015

Hahahah I reckon so...

Saltlick · Jun 12, 2015

Hmm.. I'm starting to regret stepping into this thread...

Could really go for some tasty baps now

Which clutch kit?

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