What's the correct etiquette when replying to...

Tigger Eeyore & Roo · Dec 26, 2014

someone who's just called your Land Rover a "Jeep"? :mad2:

I just wasn't expecting it when it happened...

jamesmartin · Dec 26, 2014

surprised you noticed

Trewey · Dec 26, 2014

I find a sharp poke in the eye quite effective.

Rasher · Dec 26, 2014

completely blank them and presume they must be talking to someone else.

Littelwill · Dec 26, 2014

Disown them if family.... Lace there next drink with laxative if freinds.. Simples

v8geoff · Dec 26, 2014

Ignore them clearly cant be talking to you as you have a far superior 4x4 or poke him in eyes like he said

Thomo1927 · Dec 26, 2014

Kick to the groin Krav Maga style

Yoyodyne · Dec 26, 2014

When I was working in a school in Bradford one of the parents had parked illegally on the pavement. I reversed my motor to within a couple of inch making it impossible for him to go anywhere. When he came in and asked who owned the Jeep I honestly said I didn't know because I didn't own a Jeep. One parking ticket for a furious parent later I relented.

Tigger Eeyore & Roo · Dec 26, 2014

Some great replies here!

bushwwacker · Dec 26, 2014

Hood them and kill their first born in front of their family.

top drive · Dec 26, 2014

Take a **** on their bonnet ?

bushwwacker · Dec 26, 2014

Ejaculate into their heater fan...

bushwwacker · Dec 26, 2014

Put a pound of pig liver in their battery box...

bushwwacker · Dec 26, 2014

Ring PC Plod and tell them they"re moving 1kg of green about.

bushwwacker · Dec 26, 2014

Dagger in the clitoris?
Blow to the head using a blunt instrument?

Tigger Eeyore & Roo · Dec 27, 2014

laracroft · Dec 27, 2014

I just sigh, correct them initially. And should they repeat offend. I get nasty, upset and offended. Then, I offer them a neck tourniquet.

wattfield · Dec 27, 2014

One of my mates used to call mine a jeep, just to wind me up, until I started calling his 1955 Cadillac "that old Chevy thing".

What's the correct etiquette when replying to...

Tigger Eeyore & Roo

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Trewey

Cockernee, Pasty munchin bastid.

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