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My pub land lady announced the other day she now had enough money to buy her dream car, a Land Rover. I asked her which one, a 300tdi or td5 110, 90 etc. She replied,
"Ummmm, a red or yellow one"!
Dunt forget to tell her red ones can't go up hills ...