Well, to stay in the neighbourhood I did a little stealing myself (from another forum) don't know exactly in which thread this should be posted but it might be valuable information for all LR owners, especially Hippos. Not directly motor related but it's close to it. At least I think ?
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines saying, "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra." he says "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra, he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines saying, "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra." he says "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra, he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"