What did you do with your Range Rover today

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Like you would understand,you old tart.How are you Andy? That's the trouble with 322 ownership you don't have time to socialise :p:D
I'm ok mate, been a bit distracted recently, how's things with you ?
I currently have two L322s in my charge and one of them uses the fuel spawned from the devils own loins and even worse, it is the 3.0 TD6 - disgusting creature!
How have you been, have you been across to your hideaway, i mean holiday home ?
 
Still getting there mate ,yes I've been back to my hideaway, got back a week ago. Only been out there for four weeks since March. How a stroke can change your life. Going back December and looking forward to next year,this one has been sh1t. Anyway I'm not looking at the lid yet.Can I have my dresses back sometime soon otherwise I will be forced to put your cerise number on ebay.:eek:;):D
 
Still getting there mate ,yes I've been back to my hideaway, got back a week ago. Only been out there for four weeks since March. How a stroke can change your life. Going back December and looking forward to next year,this one has been sh1t. Anyway I'm not looking at the lid yet.Can I have my dresses back sometime soon otherwise I will be forced to put your cerise number on ebay.:eek:;):D
Mate, I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes, sorry to hear about the stroke, i didn't know, I am hoping you are recovering well with no long term effects.
The lengths some people will go to to guilt me into giving there clothes back is unbelieveable, you only had to ask, I understand you would be stressed with me not being around for a while but i didn't mean for you make yourself ill over it...:oops:
I'll get your frocks back to you, i've broken one of the straps on your shoes so you better keep my pink dress.:)
Anyway a stroke is one thing , i have two fecking range rovers and one isn't even mine, but on a more serious note, I'm really sorry I fecked your high heals !!
 
Mate, I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes, sorry to hear about the stroke, i didn't know, I am hoping you are recovering well with no long term effects.
The lengths some people will go to to guilt me into giving there clothes back is unbelieveable, you only had to ask, I understand you would be stressed with me not being around for a while but i didn't mean for you make yourself ill over it...:oops:
I'll get your frocks back to you, i've broken one of the straps on your shoes so you better keep my pink dress.:)
Anyway a stroke is one thing , i have two fecking range rovers and one isn't even mine, but on a more serious note, I'm really sorry I fecked your high heals !!
Well I did feel used and abused but I forgive you.and I don't want my clothes back after this long.They are probably standing up on their own.:eek::D
 
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