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ratty · Jul 27, 2015

blue beasty said:
It wuz Ratty wot did it

Grass.

Grrrrrr · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
No this is moderation.

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It certainly is. Lemonade has more kick than Coors.

wattfield · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
No this is moderation.

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Is that where all the undrinkable "beer" ends up?

blue beasty · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
Grass.

He gave me a Chinese burn, I held out for seconds and seconds before I cracked

ratty · Jul 27, 2015

wattfield said:
Is that where all the undrinkable "beer" ends up?

They have a special name for it and in the interests of keeping race relations I would ask you to refer to it as 'America'

ratty · Jul 27, 2015

blue beasty said:
He gave me a Chinese burn, I held out for seconds and seconds before I cracked

First Minty and then Mod1.

A jellyfish has more backbone than you.

wattfield · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
They have a special name for it and in the interests of keeping race relations I would ask you to refer to it as 'America'

Do I have to be nice to all Americans???

ratty · Jul 27, 2015

wattfield said:
Do I have to be nice to all Americans???

No. You just have to accept that they can't help the fact that they are American.

wattfield · Jul 27, 2015

That's OK then, I thought it was a new forum rule or something!

td5nut · Jul 27, 2015

somebody makes **** beer?????????????oh yeah............the yanks.

ratty · Jul 27, 2015

wattfield said:
That's OK then, I thought it was a new forum rule or something!

No. The forum rules do state that the mods should be offered sacrificial Chippies and cake whenever possible.

wattfield · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
No. The forum rules do state that the mods should be offered sacrificial Chippies and cake whenever possible.

Can I be a mod then? I don't want to interfere, but I do like free chippies and cake.
And beer, if it's not American.

Grrrrrr · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
No. The forum rules do state that the mods should be offered sacrificial Chippies and cake whenever possible.

Sounds about as reasonable as the Peugeot advert I've just been subjected to on here. FFS, I drive a Rangie, why would I even look at a Peugeot?

ratty · Jul 27, 2015

wattfield said:
Can I be a mod then? I don't want to interfere, but I do like free chippies and cake.
And beer, if it's not American.

You will demonstrate your loyalty to the cause. You have one hour to deliver 2 scampi and chips, 2 pots of curry sauce, 2 cans of bass shandy and a dark chocolate sponge to Beasty and myself. Pass and you will be bestowed a great LZ honour. Fail and you will be banished to 'America'.

Do you accept your challenge?

ratty · Jul 27, 2015

Grrrrrr said:
Sounds about as reasonable as the Peugeot advert I've just been subjected to on here. FFS, I drive a Rangie, why would I even look at a Peugeot?

I'll take looking at peugeots over being invited to join a Muslim dating site any day.

wattfield · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
You will demonstrate your loyalty to the cause. You have one hour to deliver 2 scampi and chips, 2 pots of curry sauce, 2 cans of bass shandy and a dark chocolate sponge to Beasty and myself. Pass and you will be bestowed a great LZ honour. Fail and you will be banished to 'America'.

Do you accept your challenge?

I thought I was supposed to be the recipient of said food & beverages. This modding business is no fun.

Grrrrrr · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
You will demonstrate your loyalty to the cause. You have one hour to deliver 2 scampi and chips, 2 pots of curry sauce, 2 cans of bass shandy and a dark chocolate sponge to Beasty and myself. Pass and you will be bestowed a great LZ honour. Fail and you will be banished to 'America'.

Do you accept your challenge?

It really is all or nothing. Who dares, wins.

ratty · Jul 27, 2015

wattfield said:
I thought I was supposed to be the recipient of said food & beverages. This modding business is no fun.

You have to prove your loyalty first. We can't let just any old person start eating our supplies.

Grrrrrr · Jul 27, 2015

ratty said:
I'll take looking at peugeots over being invited to join a Muslim dating site any day.

I'd forgotten that. In your description did you spell circumspect wrong?

ratty · Jul 27, 2015

Grrrrrr said:
It really is all or nothing. Who dares, wins.

The reward is high. As such so is the penalty for failure.

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