URGENT HELP NEEDED MY 90's STUCK!!!!!

I'm stuck on my axles two wheels spinning and up against a tree ( slightly) Any ideas before it gets dark???????

reverse?

aint you got no lights then?

if you spend as much time using yer shovel as you do carpet bombing the website you'd have dug yer self out by now

phone a friend.

he was phoning a friend in a way.

Surely 1 of you guys with traktas near by, would of jumped at the chance of a rescue.
bet there wud of been a beer init aswell!

might have helped if he'd said where he was!

good point trewy.

I'll get me coat

Resolved! You wouldn't believe how and before the Tractor turned up! Involved falling off an old skateboard at high speed in front of my neighbours into a field! Can't wait to read all the responses though! I'll post the full story and photos as soon as I've pulled all of the grass out of my pants!

what a ****!!

I'd just brought our 2 year old back from Blockbusters to our new house and said to my wife, I think I've just seen a green lane near by, I'll be back in a minuet to bath our new born! Subsiquently got Stuck! Ran back through woods and across fields, phoned friends and the local tractor owner who couldn't help me until the morning... I then drove my wife's car back to the start of the track and walked up to rescue the child seat! I left a note on the dashboard apologising to the ramblers that were sure to write tosser on the bonnet or at worst smash windows and slash tyres! Whilst walking back down the hill with baby seat in arms two SJ410's rolled up towards me - turns out the leader is a local pro - £15000 worth of SJ and two wonderful winches! Got out, got home and only needed to retrieve my wife's car. Her car was down hill of our house - about half a mile of country lane, quiet and unlikely to see anyone so... I pulled an old skateboard out of a packing box! I was just about keeping control of it until a neighbour waved hello while talking to someone I couldn't recognise due to the blur effect... Anyway this momentary loss of concentration cost me the control of my skateboard. A qtr of a mile later and still feeling the eyes of my neighbours on my back , I choose grass as the safest place to launch myself - Two very short skid marks a very long gap followed by my bodies dent!! I've now had a bath and nursing a beer. The Hero in the SJ is attached in case anyone knows him! http://www.jdouk.com/data/sj.jpg

ffs heidi, wake me when he's finished

would all those that post the question asking " what are the widest tyres i can put on?" please note the size of tyes on the recovery vehicle

yella disco said:

ffs heidi, wake me when he's finished

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I'll wake you in the morning loverboy