trimming your pubes

davey · May 27, 2006

does anyone need to do this? i do. if left, my ding dong area looks like a pterodactyl's nest! i shave my head (the one with the nose, mouth etc) once a week and just done it this afternoon. whilst holding the clippers i thought i'd trim said nest a bit. was holding my wanger up out of the way whilst trimming the gonads when my wanger slipped out of my hand and my poor bell end fell straight onto the blades of the clippers

. blood, lots of screaming and now walk like john wayne. so the best tip i can give to trimming pubes is to not ****ing bother!

A17RCO · May 27, 2006

Try a Gillette mate, electric is way way too dangerous !!!

mondo · May 27, 2006

Should of left it to the experts. NOT THAT IME OFFERING!
Fringes and Minges ONLY!
And Yes.A17ROC's Right. Gillette.Electrics far too dangerous to be playing with down there! Owwww!

davey · May 27, 2006

yeah but gillette = baldness. baldness = growing back in. growing back in = itchy!

slob · May 27, 2006

waxing! boyo waxing! thats the way to go!
just a thought here but maybe if you had a bigger wanger it wouldn't slip through yer fingers

davey · May 27, 2006

wanger size is fine ta. its the size of my fingers thats the problem. too wee to hold such girth!

slob · May 27, 2006

i don't get it!!!!! if you have small fingers then the gaps between them must be small so how could a big wanger slip through???

mondo · May 27, 2006

davey said:
yeah but gillette = baldness. baldness = growing back in. growing back in = itchy!

Noooo! Yer dont shave it all yer clown, Cos that dose itch

Be selective. anyway i'm not givin away trade secrets

davey · May 27, 2006

slob said:
i don't get it!!!!! if you have small fingers then the gaps between them must be small so how could a big wanger slip through???

erm........ it just can ok

davey · May 27, 2006

mondo said:
Noooo! Yer dont shave it all yer clown, Cos that dose itch
Be selective. anyway i'm not givin away trade secrets

aah, like a wee triangular nose rest like some of the ladies have?

mondo · May 27, 2006

davey said:
aah, like a wee triangular nose rest like some of the ladies have?

Now yer got it
Send us a pic of your lasses triangular bits and i'll shade in the said areas to be removed!
Only for professional purposes of course

Lenny1969 · May 27, 2006

Are they called triangle bits cuz like the bermuda triangle they have swallowed up loads of seamen?

i'll get me coat

TAXI!!!!!!!!!!

slob · May 27, 2006

how about a garden strimmer?

mondo · May 27, 2006

slob said:
how about a garden strimmer?

Yer the wife swears by it, she sez it tingles .oww

davey · May 27, 2006

mondo said:
Now yer got it
Send us a pic of your lasses triangular bits and i'll shade in the said areas to be removed!
Only for professional purposes of course

she aint got a triangular bit. i shaved it off cos it kept making me sneeze.

slob · May 27, 2006

have you tried the gaylander lot? one of them will trim it for you.

with their teeth

davey · May 27, 2006

Lenny1969 said:
Are they called triangle bits cuz like the bermuda triangle they have swallowed up loads of seamen?

erm.......no. cos they're triangular.

mondo · May 27, 2006

slob said:
have you tried the gaylander lot? one of them will trim it for you.

with their teeth

Wow there Tiger! (fringes and minges)

only!

slob · May 28, 2006

http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=14957
here this should help you

davey. · May 28, 2006

ok everybody i think we have enough help here. i have it under control atleast for now. thanks for advice

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