Hi group hope you can help. I recently purchased an range rover evoque dynamic sd4. 2011. Randomly I will get in the car and press start/stop. The car just dies total loss of power like the battery has been disconnected. Even the central locking fails. If I pop the bonnet open and shut it again the power comes back on.....so weird but I need to know what it is. Any help please guys.
Totally dead evoque
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tarphenry
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Hi, you wont find much assistance on here, as we generall only discuss real Range Rovers , and consider the Evoke a Joke, sorry.
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As it’s xmas , lol
might need a software update , baby RR forum link
http://babyrr.com/forum/Thread-Letter-from-Landrover-about-EVOQUE-ECO-STOP-START-UPDATE
also look on the gov web sites ref any recalls
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Press and hold the Valet button for around 30 + seconds and the hidden menu will appear
you can then check your software version
Software version after the update 3366_120109
ps , best idea is to remove ur post code
might need a software update , baby RR forum link
http://babyrr.com/forum/Thread-Letter-from-Landrover-about-EVOQUE-ECO-STOP-START-UPDATE
also look on the gov web sites ref any recalls
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Press and hold the Valet button for around 30 + seconds and the hidden menu will appear
you can then check your software version
Software version after the update 3366_120109
ps , best idea is to remove ur post code
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I think it’s a FreeLander with wrong badge to upscale the brand and sell with hype. If you look at typical Ejoke owner they fit the Freelanderer bill pretty accurately.
Could try asking in hairdresser section?
Could try asking in hairdresser section?
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Could it be an immobiliser fault? Sounds like it needs investigating by someone with laptop diagnostics.
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OP hasn't been seen since the day they joined. Looks like they've not liked the derision 
RangeRoller dt
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Who knows what the future holds.
I mean there’s even an L405 section for Christ sake
I mean there’s even an L405 section for Christ sake
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You lot are mean. But out of interest is a whole better or worse than a gaylander in terms of shame of ownership?
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We help gaylanderers.
Does that answer your question?
Only ejoking, if I knew anthing boot them I would help but I only do Landies.
Does that answer your question?
Only ejoking, if I knew anthing boot them I would help but I only do Landies.
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I wonder how long it'll be before he's back to say his ejoke has been lifted?
Can just imagine the reaction when it’s driven into a chop shop, “ you’ve nicked a WHAT “ , lol
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Should the Ejoke sub-section be moved to under FL ?
