The T.O.S.S.E.R.S. Salisbury Shufty

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Right then TOSSER's. Cos yer all so feckin 'opinyionaytid' about moosic, gimme sum suggestions for the track to be played on the last of the Shufty vid's...??? I'm wiff Marcus on the Sex Pistols or summat good like that. Oh, Adz you can't join in cos you only suggest crap music. The Shadows will NEVER be within 60squillion light years of a 'Oh Facial' TOSSER videeeoooh. The Filum mekker/editor/producer/sound engineer burd's descision IS final.
 
The Animals "We've gotta get outa this Place" or Chris Rea "the road to Hell" or for the arty farty brigade This land is our land by either Woody guthrie or Bruce springsteen
 
HybridGirl said:
Right then TOSSER's. Cos yer all so feckin 'opinyionaytid' about moosic, gimme sum suggestions for the track to be played on the last of the Shufty vid's...??? quote]


The Hippopotamus Song

AKA "Mud, mud, glorious mud"


A bold hippopotamus was standing one day
On the banks of the cool Shalimar
He gazed at the bottom as he peacefully lay
By the light of the evening star
Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair
His fair hippopotami maid
The hippopotamus was no ignoramus
And sang her this sweet serenade

Chorus:
Mud, mud, glorious mud
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood
So follow me follow, down to the hollow
And there let me wallow in glorious mud
The fair hippopotama he aimed to entice
From her seat on that hilltop above
As she hadn't got a ma to give her advice
Came tiptoeing down to her love
Like thunder the forest re-echoed the sound
Of the song that they sang when they met
His inamorata adjusted her garter
And lifted her voice in duet
Now more hippopotami began to convene
On the banks of that river so wide
I wonder now what am I to say of the scene
That ensued by the Shalimar side
They dived all at once with an ear-splitting sposh
Then rose to the surface again
A regular army of hippopotami
All singing this haunting refrain
Chorus
(Extra verse:)
The amorous hippopotamus whose love song we know
Is now married and father of ten,
He murmurs, "God rot 'em!" as he watches them grow,
And he longs to be single again!
He'll gambol no more on the banks of the Nile,
Which Naser is flooding next spring,
With hippopotamas in silken pyjamas
No more will he teach them to sing...
Chorus
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