T.O.S.S.E.R ave a look!!

Yeah, halo? Pure bastard evil me!

Just jokes Daft, wunt rilly have stiched you up...............wud we?

i spose one thing - the more lanes we? do - the more info there will be as to wot is deffo not hippoo/slitty stuff. This sounds like it cud be one of them

FFS Mr Sensitive. It wuz one section, 50/70 yds long which we drove cuz it looked interesting and could have been easily bypassed by a lesser vehicle by joining the lane via the other fork of the Y shape that was about 100 yds away..........so keep yer knickers on Daft, we wunt have deserted you.

Other than that there wuz only a couple of quite scratchy brackenee bits that might have naffed up yer paintwork a bit, but I'm sure you would still have driven them.

Ya big gurl.

thats ok then - yu see - not being there i dint know that

Maybe ya halo is still intact (fur the time being) - i wunt like bein left on my own - i get all fritenned and cwy
yu can understand my concern of havin to drive backwards miles to get out of a sticky bit?

us woosees dont like bein left alone, ya see, out in the boonies of wild berkshire n stuff