yella
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hey you know in france, bread is called pan, why not fill em with cadburys and call em " pan au choccolate"
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ah thought they called it 'pain' over here.. must be cos its a pain to get up that early to make it
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talking of daft things, you know we all drink milk and we all know it comes from cows right, so, my daft question is this:
the first bloke that found out we could drink cows milk and how it tastes nice, " what the fook was he up to"
the first bloke that found out we could drink cows milk and how it tastes nice, " what the fook was he up to"
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probably " mmm! they're not as floppy as the missuss's, think i'll give them a grope"
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right, back to inventing
how about a machine to draw fuel from a tank in the ground upto the tank in your car, you could have a nozzle with a trigger on the end so that you could put a limited ammount in, what yer reckon
how about a machine to draw fuel from a tank in the ground upto the tank in your car, you could have a nozzle with a trigger on the end so that you could put a limited ammount in, what yer reckon
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how about a machine that responds to stupid questions and anything posted by ardnut on the internet by actuating a large hammer on the top of the monitor? whenever a stupid question is entered this hammer would smash fook outta anything in close proximity to the offending keyboard, and mainly in the area at the same height as the monitor and abart 18" to 3' in front of it
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No, no, test it first. We want to be sure it works.
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sod that!! we'll just program it to 'whack' ( in the italian sense) ardnut next time he logs on
yella
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how about a flushing toilet, or has that already been done
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Not the first time he's whacked off in front of his computer I'm sure.
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aye!! bet ee's even got one of them kitchen roll holder fixed to his desk
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Nah, strikes me as a 'favourite sock' boy, kitchen roll'd be too organised. Suggests premeditation.
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oo just got a pm from ardnut...
dear slob,
do toilets really flush? if they do and i don't think our does, that might explain the mess.
please send me details if you have any.
ardnut
dear slob,
do toilets really flush? if they do and i don't think our does, that might explain the mess.
please send me details if you have any.
ardnut
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Might grow up to use kitchen roll, but just now I think it might be a little premature!
