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Oddie · Oct 28, 2011

jfatboy said:
that is true, but then i was blasted straight away, just gotta stay strong and give a little back

yeah but you are a hairyarse geezer, not a tender sensitive wee girlie (int yer?)

Series71 · Oct 28, 2011

Oddie said:
yeah but you are a hairyarse geezer, not a tender sensitive wee girlie (int yer?)

i'm sensitive and i'm still ere

jfatboy · Oct 28, 2011

Oddie said:
yeah but you are a hairyarse geezer, not a tender sensitive wee girlie (int yer?)

good point, she could just be a yummy mummy needing a 4x4 for the school run

Oddie · Oct 28, 2011

Series71 said:
i'm sensitive and i'm still ere

yer doin it again, getting yer words mixed up. Last time (when talking about your land rover) it was confusion between "working" and "a useless heap of rotting metal" and now you're confusing "sensitive" with "shirty ****ah"

ratty · Oct 28, 2011

Welcome to landyzone Steph.:welcome2:

Don't take the mickey taking to heart. The inmates have a penchant for freelander drivers.

jfatboy said:
that is true, but then i was blasted straight away, just gotta stay strong and give a little head

Typical Gaylander driver

jfatboy · Oct 28, 2011

im no freelander driver! im leaving.

nah i enjoy myself here sorry

ratty · Oct 28, 2011

jfatboy said:
im no freelander driver! im leaving.

nah i enjoy myself here sorry

But I see that you don't deny playing the pink oboe?

Oddie · Oct 28, 2011

Stop grooming him Ratty!

ratty · Oct 28, 2011

Oddie said:
Stop grooming him Ratty!

I wuz thinking that since heffs hasn't been around for a bit, and Grippa may be putting in a guest appearance in November, we could find him a new bitch.

Oddie · Oct 28, 2011

Grooming him for someone else - dunt that make you grippa's beeatch???

ratty · Oct 28, 2011

Oddie said:
Grooming him for someone else - dunt that make you grippa's beeatch???

I is interviewing for prospective candidates to become Grippas bitch.

The Mad Hat Man · Oct 28, 2011

ratty said:
I is interviewing for prospective candidates to become Grippas bitch.

:bolt: :behindsofa:

Oddie · Oct 28, 2011

ratty said:
I is interviewing for prospective candidates to become Grippas bitch.

That is a very ambiguous statement - i have added punctuation, please choose your meaning...

1.

ratty said:
I is interviewing for prospective candidates, to become Grippas bitch.

2.

ratty said:
I is interviewing, for prospective candidates to become Grippas bitch.

3

ratty said:
I is hoping to become Grippas bitch.

Fur Trapper · Oct 28, 2011

jfatboy said:
that is true, but then i was blasted straight away, just gotta stay strong and give a little back

Ya but you is a cock

not a hole

ratty · Oct 28, 2011

Oddie said:
That is a very ambiguous statement - i have added punctuation, please choose your meaning...

congratulations.:clap2::clap2:

I'm pleased to announce that you've made the shortlist.

Grippa · Oct 28, 2011

I has got big gnarly hands and gives a fecking good fisting........who yer got fer me? :mil42:

jfatboy · Oct 28, 2011

i'm 23...don't think its really grooming at my age.

apologies but i'm only into giving girls head,

Oddie · Oct 28, 2011

Grippa said:
I has got big gnarly hands and gives a fecking good fisting........who yer got fer me? :mil42:

Bleddy ell, you been hovering all this time waitin fer a mention!!!??? Fort yu was in scotchland anyways, gerrin buggered by a geezer with a goatee in a kilt (the geezer, not the kilt)

Grippa · Oct 28, 2011

jfatboy said:
i'm 23...don't think its really grooming at my age.

apologies but i'm only into giving girls head,

I gave someone a girl's head once. They were thoroughly unappreciative.

Sir DD of Cumbria · Oct 28, 2011

jfatboy said:
i'm 23...don't mind A bit of cock now and then!.

apologies but i'm only into giving Grippa head,

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