out door paul
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slob
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oh you know me so well..except
wots a internet warrior?
i'm too skinny to be fat
i'm never lonely and i can spell
usually happy specially after a bong or two
got 5 kids by 3 wimin
no **** at school was big enough to bully me
is the "wants to be black ?" a question?
if i was a mars bars i probelly would eat meself when i had the munchies
and i don't drink and only stink of **** after having sat in your landy.
and i don't love a collection of metal and plastic
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wots a internet warrior?
i'm too skinny to be fat
i'm never lonely and i can spell
usually happy specially after a bong or two
got 5 kids by 3 wimin
no **** at school was big enough to bully me
is the "wants to be black ?" a question?
if i was a mars bars i probelly would eat meself when i had the munchies
and i don't drink and only stink of **** after having sat in your landy.
and i don't love a collection of metal and plastic
...
yella
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ffs outside loo why can't you think of your own ideas, copying slobs poll of what do you think of ...... is a bit remedial.
when god said "go in room 3 for brains" paul thought he said trains and he wanted a scalextric instead so he didn't bother to go in
when god said "go in room 3 for brains" paul thought he said trains and he wanted a scalextric instead so he didn't bother to go in
fishface220
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I see you've upset someone else then Slob! Nothing to do with "chequer plate" was it?
slob
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nah!! not this time. isn't strange how some people you can comment on their wife's activities in motels and its taken as a larf and others get upset cos you make a statment about their love for their landrover.. which is true, whereas handjob paul's comments about me are all false cepting for the bit about being over weight..yes i am a fat bastard.
if he can't take a joke without getting all uppity i'll just have to take him off me xmas card list and tell his missus i can't see her any more.
if he can't take a joke without getting all uppity i'll just have to take him off me xmas card list and tell his missus i can't see her any more.
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