yella
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ey up slob yerv pulled
Size isn't everything
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slob
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what is?
Pikey
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I bet rets has
yella
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i see i missed the bastard child of giant haystacks last neet
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was GH his mum ?
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Nah, giant haystacks cud git a hard on, ask big daddy.
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i think so, mind you he was one great big fat scruffy ****, no wonder he sent our cats a picture of his brother in law, the fat **** even realised she wouldnt look twice at him, hes the sort yer see on the jeremy kyle show ffs, and as fer tellin everyone about our cats little dirty secrects, ffs its hardy hardcore, apparently he told her he was into a bit o bondage, proibly just cos it meant the fat **** dint have ter try and get up if she tied him down
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Yeah, not tekin the paternity test tho'.
yella
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yer can just see the shows title "fat **** pretends he´s a lawyer"
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the bondage was ter try an keep all the flab from hanging round his knees.
yella
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that were a feckin bandage yer thick pikey
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thats complete bolocks yella and yer know it.
when flaps sed " yer fancy some bondage?" the fat **** thought she sed " yer fancy some blancmange"? which is why he replied " oh yes please i love that and can't get enough!"
yella
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ere slobbo, ave yer still got a copy of the picture o the fat ****
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slob
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ah binned it it wur takin up too much memory on ma pootor
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ass a shame yer could ave posted the fooker.
yella
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ere slob looks like yer new doris has fooked orf back ter the kitchen
slob
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bout time ! coming in here wiff her girlie ideas about man stuff, next she be wanted to vote and be able to drive and stuff
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Ere where did your get me ad from
