Bidder wars are heating up in ere.
I'll raise you a 2008 thompson and morgan seed catalogue, two washers I found at the side of the A628 near Penistone, a bag of moulted hen feathers and a BNIB tesco stilton dated 28/12/2013...
Beat that!
2008 you say? Going to have to dig deep....
Slightly stained life size print of neighbours chest and celebrity Twiglet collection PLUS a £10 gift voucher for Woolworths and a left Dunlop welly boot, found washed up on the beach, believed to have belonged to Paddy the postman, size 9, some teeth marks around the heel, probably dog.
I've declared meself out of the bidding but they may be a cunning ploy to snap up a rust bucket cheap.Are you bidding? ...
I've declared meself out of the bidding but they may be a cunning ploy to snap up a rust bucket cheap.
I've got a rusted solid trolley jack that leaks.Looking at the way it's going, I could pawn the cat and still have change!
I've got a rusted solid trolley jack that leaks.
I'm going to use it in my surprise bid to win his tratter if he also gives me 50p.Swap you it for a twisted jack from a Morris Ital?! ...
I'm going to use it in my surprise bid to win his tratter if he also gives me 50p.
Agreed. But I'd rather have his dinner money than his rusty ole tratter.I'm 6'2 and 17 stone...
Maybe we could combine forces...
I could hold him upside down by the ankles and shake him while you go through his pockets for his keys and dinner money? ...
Agreed. But I'd rather have his dinner money than his rusty ole tratter.
I have a suspicion he may think we're a bunch of **** taking lunatic's who er erm just take the ****. We int. For the record: we can be very helpful on occasions. It would be nice to think we int scared him oft with him being new.Sorted chief.
If ever he comes back on, we'll jump him behind the outside toilets or in the changing rooms.
I have a suspicion he may think we're a bunch of **** taking lunatic's who er erm just take the ****. We int. For the record: we can be very helpful on occasions. It would be nice to think we int scared him oft with him being new.
What if he's a speccy four eyed twunt though?
I know it's not Anything goes...
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