Biastai
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I think I have self diagnosed myself!
Look at this:
Causes & symptoms
Stockholm syndrome does not affect all hostages (or persons in comparable situations); in fact, a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) study of over 1200 hostage-taking incidents found that 92% of the hostages did not develop Stockholm syndrome. FBI researchers then interviewed flight attendants who had been taken hostage during airplane hijackings, and concluded that three factors are necessary for the syndrome to develop:
1 - My crisis all last several days or longer
2 - I am nearly always in the same space as the car.....
3 - My car is sometimes kind even in hard times
Other symptoms I exhibit:
4 - I will throw money at the issue regardless
5 - I will convince everyone that Ranger Rovers are great, (Well they are!)
6 - I will defend my car to my last breath
7 - I will tend to it regardless of the weather
8 - I will hoard spare parts just in case
This is still a diagnosis in progress, but I have
RANGE ROVER SYNDROME!
Anyone else have any other symptoms?
Look at this:
Causes & symptoms
Stockholm syndrome does not affect all hostages (or persons in comparable situations); in fact, a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) study of over 1200 hostage-taking incidents found that 92% of the hostages did not develop Stockholm syndrome. FBI researchers then interviewed flight attendants who had been taken hostage during airplane hijackings, and concluded that three factors are necessary for the syndrome to develop:
- The crisis situation lasts for several days or longer.
- The hostage takers remain in contact with the hostages; that is, the hostages are not placed in a separate room.
- The hostage takers show some kindness toward the hostages or at least refrain from harming them. Hostages abused by captors typically feel anger toward them and do not usually develop the syndrome.
1 - My crisis all last several days or longer
2 - I am nearly always in the same space as the car.....
3 - My car is sometimes kind even in hard times
Other symptoms I exhibit:
4 - I will throw money at the issue regardless
5 - I will convince everyone that Ranger Rovers are great, (Well they are!)
6 - I will defend my car to my last breath
7 - I will tend to it regardless of the weather
8 - I will hoard spare parts just in case
This is still a diagnosis in progress, but I have
RANGE ROVER SYNDROME!
Anyone else have any other symptoms?
