Well goodbye people. doesnt matter since gonna change to a GLC43
Evoque Range Rover? More like Range Sh*t.
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myfirstl322
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How much do you charge?
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Must be the little darlings bedtime, sweet dreams, just remember one day all your dreams may come true. Try not to wet the bed tonight and check
under the bed BEFORE you get in.
I'm 28.Must be the little darlings bedtime, sweet dreams, just remember one day all your dreams may come true. Try not to wet the bed tonight and check
under the bed BEFORE you get in.
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I'd just like to have the money to pay a hairdresser. The gardener is getting a bit sick of me standing at the end of the hedge trying for a free trim
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Try acting like it then. Change your abusive location before one of the Mods does and get your story / maths right. If you had a Lotus in 1994 then you must have been -4.
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I'm saying nothing about bushes
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It is because of you my dear reprobate that I said hedgeI'm saying nothing about bushes
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I do resemble that remark, luv it.It is because of you my dear reprobate that I said hedge
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Soooooo.....this guy buys an Ejoke - and then thinks he has a Range Rover?????
Some people are so deluded, Then has a pop at some of the fellows and fellasses on here when we take the rise.....
Just goes to show why they bought an Ejoke in the first place.
I cannot iterate this enough....
THE EVOQUE IS NOT A RANGE ROVER - IT IS A WANNABE CAR, JUST SO PEOPLE CAN SAY 'I OWN A RANGE ROVER' - WHICH YOU DON'T ITS A JOKE OF A CAR MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT A RANGE ROVER BUT CAN'T LIVE WITH THE COSTS OF OWNING A FULL FAT, BIG DADDY, MUTHAF**KING WALLET RIPPER OF A CAR!.....
RANGE ROVER IS TO BE AT THE PINNACLE OF AUTOMOTIVE EXCELLENCE (EVEN THOUGH THEY BREAK DOWN A LOT) - TO BRING OUT A RANGE ROVER WITH A PRICE POINT AVAILABLE TO MOST IS NOT WHAT RANGE ROVER WAS ALL BOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE - THE EVOQUE CHEAPENS THE RANGE ROVER NAME.....
And then goes on saying that other cars are older than his - yep, but they are the pinnacle of he brand at the time they were made - not the base model just so you can 'claim' to own a Range Rover - which you don't because the Evoque is just a Freelander in a posh frock....
Some people are so deluded, Then has a pop at some of the fellows and fellasses on here when we take the rise.....
Just goes to show why they bought an Ejoke in the first place.
I cannot iterate this enough....
THE EVOQUE IS NOT A RANGE ROVER - IT IS A WANNABE CAR, JUST SO PEOPLE CAN SAY 'I OWN A RANGE ROVER' - WHICH YOU DON'T ITS A JOKE OF A CAR MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT A RANGE ROVER BUT CAN'T LIVE WITH THE COSTS OF OWNING A FULL FAT, BIG DADDY, MUTHAF**KING WALLET RIPPER OF A CAR!.....
RANGE ROVER IS TO BE AT THE PINNACLE OF AUTOMOTIVE EXCELLENCE (EVEN THOUGH THEY BREAK DOWN A LOT) - TO BRING OUT A RANGE ROVER WITH A PRICE POINT AVAILABLE TO MOST IS NOT WHAT RANGE ROVER WAS ALL BOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE - THE EVOQUE CHEAPENS THE RANGE ROVER NAME.....
And then goes on saying that other cars are older than his - yep, but they are the pinnacle of he brand at the time they were made - not the base model just so you can 'claim' to own a Range Rover - which you don't because the Evoque is just a Freelander in a posh frock....
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Too late Ant, he's gone
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Try acting like it then. Change your abusive location before one of the Mods does and get your story / maths right. If you had a Lotus in 1994 then you must have been -4.
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1994 was 24 years ago......
He would have been 4! so maybe he was referencing a Corgi version!
He would have been 4! so maybe he was referencing a Corgi version!
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Just checking if anyone was awake.minus 4???
Cheers
should have been #4 but hit wrong key
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Now Ant you know you shouldnt suppress your thoughts and emotions, it's bad for the blood pressure. You should have told him (whichever of our members on a fishing trip it is) how you actually feel
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It's Dopey on drug's, prescription of course.
