Evoque Range Rover? More like Range Sh*t.
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Never seen a truer thread title.
Shouldn't have bought an ejoke in the first place If you had bought a Range Rover , you'd still have expensive repairs but at least you would have he the pleasure of driving a Range Rover, not a ' hide it at the back of the car park and just flash the key ring'. Which happens to be the full model name of the ejoke
@Saint.V8 is gonna love this one
Shouldn't have bought an ejoke in the first place If you had bought a Range Rover , you'd still have expensive repairs but at least you would have he the pleasure of driving a Range Rover, not a ' hide it at the back of the car park and just flash the key ring'. Which happens to be the full model name of the ejoke
@Saint.V8 is gonna love this one
Yes, it's OK on the road, but I'd expect more out of a 50k car. My Mercedes 2014 E200 never broke or had issues. The only car that had worst problems is my old Lotus Elan I had in 1994.
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Still not a Range Rover .
I'd refer it as a Range Rover since it says it clearly on the bonnet.
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Bet you have tried polishing a turd.
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As my dear old Dad used to say ' the tyres might say India on them,doesnt mean we're going there.' .
' Ejoke for wannabes' .
Only thing worse than the ejoke is two ejokes.
You're probably saying that because you own a car that is lesser to mine, you probably own a 12 year old Freelander.Bet you have tried polishing a turd.
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Got to love it. You join and first post is how **** the ejoke is. When you realise others also think it is ****. You start arguing how great it is.
This has to be a Summer Saturday fishing trip. I'm wriggling off the hook, enjoy your fishing.
You triggered? Kid, go play Fortnite with your gay friend.
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GR has a real Range Rover...
A big and gold L322
Bit like this one..
Thats a real RR
Real RR
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Sorry this ain't no range rover..
To be fair i'd rather own a 12 year old Freelander than be driving around in a "Range Rover" Ejoke.
Now....If only I could afford a 12 year old Freelander .......
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Is that you @Dopey? , re ,my vehicle ownership if you had been on this forum for more than one day you would know what i drive. Re . My post no matter what it says on the bonnet, polished or not the Ejoke is still a turd,probably from your location.
His Range Rover is 13 years old.GR has a real Range Rover...
A big and gold L322
Bit like this one..
Thats a real RR
Real RR
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Sorry this ain't no range rover..
It probably breaks every day.
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You come on here saying what a piece of **** the Evoque is.
Why u defending it??
It's still a piece of ****
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And the money to get qualified as a hairdresserTo be fair i'd rather own a 12 year old Freelander than be driving around in a "Range Rover" Ejoke.
Now....If only I could afford a 12 year old Freelander .......
I think that's reserved for the Audi TT.
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Think His is actually a hers
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I would of thought GR would suit an Ejoke, she may be 6 foot but she's well "short in the grain"
