Police Warning/Advice (Snow)

Grayo · Jan 17, 2013

POLICE WARNING. Advice to anyone travelling in icy conditions should take with them. Shovel, blankets or sleeping bag. Extra clothing including a scarf or hat and gloves. 24 hour supply of food and drink. De_Icer and rock salt. Torch and spare batteries. Mobile phone, safety triangle, tow rope, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads. * * Looked a right pillock on the bus this morning. :doh:

thought it was mine! · Jan 17, 2013

many peeps laugh at this old joke but my mate used to tell his missus this and she had a boot full of stuff in her astra she would even get up early to make a flask of soup. The real funny thing in all this is she worked under 2 miles from where they lived.

Grayo · Jan 17, 2013

:doh:

thought it was mine! said:
many peeps laugh at this old joke but my mate used to tell his missus this and she had a boot full of stuff in her astra she would even get up early to make a flask of soup. The real funny thing in all this is she worked under 2 miles from where they lived.

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi:doh:

chunkymunky · Jan 17, 2013

My lad said that his school will probably be **** cos nobody can get in. He lives 3/4 mile away in a pretty busy residential area. Certainly the students can get there.

Freelaner · Jan 17, 2013

chunkymunky said:
My lad said that his school will probably be **** cos nobody can get in. He lives 3/4 mile away in a pretty busy residential area. Certainly the students can get there.

my daughter thinks her school is **** anorl

Singvogel · Jan 17, 2013

Freelaner said:
my daughter thinks her school is **** anorl

I know lots of teachers - so I can confirm - school is ****!

chunkymunky · Jan 17, 2013

I went to boarding school near Knighton in Shropshire, we were often snowed in and still had classes. Teachers made it in whatever. These days there's no dedication grrr

blue beasty · Jan 17, 2013

chunkymunky said:
I went to boarding school near Knighton in Shropshire, we were often snowed in and still had classes. Teachers made it in whatever. These days there's no dedication grrr

Schools fear being sued if they can't keep paths clear of ice/snow......and the truth is many parents wouldn't hesitate to sue

thought it was mine! · Jan 17, 2013

blue beasty said:
Schools fear being sued if they can't keep paths clear of ice/snow......and the truth is many parents wouldn't hesitate to sue

if you clear your liable if you level your not simples

chunkymunky · Jan 17, 2013

thought it was mine! said:
if you clear your liable if you level your not simples

Agreed.

We just got on with it. Sensible shoes and a bit of common sense fine. Jaysus we used to sled down yonder ( hill behind school) on trays robbed from the canteen. Then when that was so compacted it was ice we wore our slip on and did it Eddie eagle style.

That's fun, cept when you hit a frozen cowpat 😱😱😱

thought it was mine! · Jan 17, 2013

any car bonnet is great fun in snow but please remember to remove bonnet catch

Series71 · Jan 17, 2013

blue beasty said:
Schools fear being sued if they can't keep paths clear of ice/snow......and the truth is many parents wouldn't hesitate to sue

oh do shut up you sandal wearing lilly white arsed tit

blue beasty · Jan 17, 2013

Series71 said:
oh do shut up you sandal wearing lilly white arsed tit

I wunt sue....I'd find someone to blame and kick the ****e outta'em

Freelaner · Jan 17, 2013

thought it was mine! said:
any car bonnet is great fun in snow but please remember to remove bonnet catch

not so much fun for a girl near us 4 years ago

Teenage girl who died in 50mph sledging accident was tipped for place at Oxbridge | Mail Online

thought it was mine! · Jan 17, 2013

my mates son died on a peice of plastic hit and run but when u choose a hill that has a main road at the bottom. It's the darwin awards again bonnet friends and a hill away from roads

Brack · Jan 17, 2013

Freelaner said:
not so much fun for a girl near us 4 years ago

Teenage girl who died in 50mph sledging accident was tipped for place at Oxbridge | Mail Online

Remember this being on the news - tragic!

thought it was mine! · Jan 17, 2013

same with my mates boy hit the news young baby yeah tragic accident.But in the cool like of day he slide down a slope onto a road

Can not for the life of me understand why when you have a family kids how can you be so stupid?

Freelaner · Jan 17, 2013

thought it was mine! said:
my mates son died on a peice of plastic hit and run but when u choose a hill that has a main road at the bottom. It's the darwin awards again bonnet friends and a hill away from roads

done the plastic sheets down very steep roads bit when i was a bairn and also did it on a steep grassy hill near my house, til i went through the barbed wire fence at the bottom

it was extreme playing when i was young

war (with air rifles)

speedway (with honda plags)

rope swings from the biggest tallest trees overhanging water we could find to jump off.

never broke owt, but was extremely lucky

Freelaner · Jan 17, 2013

Brack said:
Remember this being on the news - tragic!

it was awful, i didn't know the girl but knew peeps who did

chunkymunky · Jan 17, 2013

Freelaner said:
done the plastic sheets down very steep roads bit when i was a bairn and also did it on a steep grassy hill near my house, til i went through the barbed wire fence at the bottom

it was extreme playing when i was young

war (with air rifles)

speedway (with honda plags)

rope swings from the biggest tallest trees overhanging water we could find to jump off.

never broke owt, but was extremely lucky

War with bb guns.

Dare with darts. Sit on opposite sides of room and have dart board

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