That's what happens when you get older, when you were younger we could tell you any old pish, and you thought we were the dogs bullocks, now you know that all those years were lies and we never played for villa, we never killed dozens of bad guys in the last war, and that we are just stupid old bastids full of bull****.
Bet yer old man never drove fookall faster than a moggie minor, and even if yer hit him on the napper wif a piston he wouldn't know what it was.
Next thing is yul see him wandering off in his kegs and baffies down the shops totally confused and lost, forgot his fooking name.
