Nora Batty - Greasy Spoon Cafe Thread

[Cat's Eyes]

LOL!!! I'm a Lady now Thank you kind Sir

 

[Northern Irelander]

LOL!!! I'm a Lady now Thank you kind Sir

Sings in a Lionel Richie voice....'your once, twice, three times a lady'

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Start runnin' Catz - they are starting to prowl!

 

[Cat's Eyes]

LOL!! I know I have a split personality but I didn't realise there were 3 of me
S'ok Daffy look at where he lives

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

yu got me worrited, now, Catz - see - i wudna looked!

 

[Cat's Eyes]

What you on about???

 

[clivees]

shhh quiet I'm trying to read me news paper and have a little afternoon snooze whilst me double egg fry-up and me 15 sugar tea goes down.
Wake me up if any of them poncy modern Land roves turn up I haven't had a laugh today.

 

[Cat's Eyes]

Go home if ya wanna sleep old man

 

[clivees]

I would but her in doors would only want to go to the local Tesco.

 

[Take5]

Reet, can I 'ave anuther of them frothy coffees - hey only 2 posts to the evil number

 

[Cat's Eyes]

What you goin to do to celebrate then??

 

[Take5]

Bugger, I've missed it by one - this is 667

 

[GRUNT]

If you watched Q whateverit'scalled with not Hugh Laurie but his Poofter mate, you'd know that the sign of the Devil was 696 an it's only known as 666 cos someone misprinted it in the bible, well summat like that anyhow.

 

[yella]

evernin grunt, i dunt reckon much ter this cafe, the one i was at last neet was a lot better

 

[GRUNT]

Got the smell of smoke out of yer clothes yet? An ta for the stuff.

 

[yella]

aye, i got home tonighht, the doris asked me if we had bin ter a bonfire

 

[yella]

tell myrtle ta fer the ospitality

 

[GRUNT]

she's out at the mo I'm burning the Yarksheer puddings till she's back.

 

[Cat's Eyes]

If you watched Q whateverit'scalled with not Hugh Laurie but his Poofter mate, you'd know that the sign of the Devil was 696 an it's only known as 666 cos someone misprinted it in the bible, well summat like that anyhow.

Is "www" in Hebrew equal to 666?

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[Cat's Eyes]

And on that note I will bid you all goodnite