new years eve party

yella · Dec 30, 2006

ere did yer know the cornish pasty werent even invented by the cornish, its a copy of the welsh oggy yer bunch o webbed footed copycats

Trewey · Dec 30, 2006

Actually, the current consensus is that it was invented in Devon, yer Welsh chutney ferret.

yella · Dec 30, 2006

ere i bet yer dunt know what bow fingers are either

Trewey · Dec 30, 2006

int that what harvey smif made famous?

CrazyLandyMan · Dec 30, 2006

No pasties, and you can only come if you bring proper cider, otherwise you must babysit in peace!!! muahuahuahuahuahuahua

Trewey · Dec 30, 2006

no cider - that's for poofs.
got some mean scrumpy though - will that do?

yella · Dec 30, 2006

dunt fergit ter wear yer dungarees and sit there with a bit o straw in yer moith

Trewey · Dec 30, 2006

does that mean you'll be wearing your wellies and velcro gloves?

yella · Dec 30, 2006

kinell it'll be like deliverance part deaux

Trewey · Dec 30, 2006

can't play the banjo - sax any good?

yella · Dec 30, 2006

you aint having sex with me yer filthy cornish inbred

Trewey · Dec 30, 2006

actually I was referring to my saxophone - it was your filthy mind that changed the a to an e - or was it wishful thinking?

yella · Dec 30, 2006

well i know what you pixies are like

Trewey · Dec 30, 2006

how many 6'4" 18 stone pixies you seen then?

yella · Dec 30, 2006

lots, ive been ter cornwall a few times over the years

Trewey · Dec 30, 2006

why? - if you hate it / us so much?

yella · Dec 30, 2006

just ter tell yer

yella · Dec 30, 2006

i dint hate yer or cornwall, yer ok really

ming · Dec 30, 2006

Porky wants ta know if e can dress up. . . . .

yella · Dec 30, 2006

aye he can, i tell yer what, ive got a costume fer him

he can wear my boot up his arse