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Austin Shackles

Guest

• Apr 12, 2006

• #41

On or around Wed, 12 Apr 2006 16:28:03 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>This Badger anon leet fle a fart,
>As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
>That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
>and said....
>
>> Blair, I 'kin hate your rotten guts!!
>
>Also I've spotted a spelling mistake. It's Bliar, as in teller of untruths,
>teller of untruths, you have a spontaneous combustion in the trouser
>department.

You've been playing with babelfish.

putting "liar, liar, pants on fire" through
english-japanese-english-korean-english gives "Liar, liar and sudden pants."

adding russian to that gets:
"Liar, liar and not expected are drawers."

then go from that to french, german and back to english:

"The liar intended liar is not and contactors."

--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"You praise the firm restraint with which they write -_
I'm with you there, of course: They use the snaffle and the bit
alright, but where's the bloody horse? - Roy Campbell (1902-1957)

 

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Ian Rawlings

Guest

• Apr 12, 2006

• #42

On 2006-04-12, Simon Isaacs <[email protected]> wrote:

> or red???

Nope, 'fraid not. Do you chaps cart them around on the backs of
recovery trucks or something? Would certainly be cheaper than the
fuel bills I reckon!

As it happens I was coming back from Poole DVLA walk-in centre today,
and ended up behind a camo soft-top 101FC heading north a little way
outside of Poole. Good condition, appeared to be pretty original,
there was even what looked like an old powder fire extinguisher fixed
to the back. It could have been a grease gun I suppose but I've seen
ancient powder extinguishers that looked just like that before. Tiny,
good enough to put out a cigar and that's about it.

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!

 

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Simon Isaacs

Guest

• Apr 12, 2006

• #43

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:38:30 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:

>On or around Wed, 12 Apr 2006 16:28:03 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
><[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
>>This Badger anon leet fle a fart,
>>As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
>>That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
>>and said....
>>
>>> Blair, I 'kin hate your rotten guts!!
>>
>>Also I've spotted a spelling mistake. It's Bliar, as in teller of untruths,
>>teller of untruths, you have a spontaneous combustion in the trouser
>>department.
>
>You've been playing with babelfish.
>
>putting "liar, liar, pants on fire" through
>english-japanese-english-korean-english gives "Liar, liar and sudden pants."
>
>adding russian to that gets:
>"Liar, liar and not expected are drawers."
>
>then go from that to french, german and back to english:
>
>"The liar intended liar is not and contactors."

like I said a while back, all our threads contain either Python or
HHGTTG ;-)
--

Simon Isaacs

Peterborough 4x4 Club Chairman, Newsletter Editor and Webmaster
Green Lane Association (GLASS) Financial Director
101 Ambi, undergoing camper conversion www.simoni.co.uk
1976 S3 LWT, Fully restored, ready for sale! Make me an offer!
Suzuki SJ410 (Wife's) 3" lift kit fitted, body shell now restored and mounted on chassis, waiting on a windscreen and MOT
Series 3 88" Rolling chassis...what to do next
1993 200 TDi Discovery
1994 200 TDi Discovery body shell, being bobbed and modded.....

 

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Mother

Guest

• Apr 12, 2006

• #44

On Tue, 11 Apr 2006 18:54:09 +0100, Andy Cunningham
<[email protected]> wrote:

>> Restraints will be compulsory for all children under three.
>
>What? You mean I can tie 'em up and gag them to keep them quiet?
>
>Excellent.

I can recommend Gaffa Tape - it's (sadly) now seen as a bit 'Un-PC'
though, as is using bungee straps to keep the little bleedahs on the
roofrack.

 

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Simon Isaacs

Guest

• Apr 12, 2006

• #45

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:31:57 +0100, Ian Rawlings
<[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:

>On 2006-04-12, Simon Isaacs <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> or red???
>
>Nope, 'fraid not. Do you chaps cart them around on the backs of
>recovery trucks or something? Would certainly be cheaper than the
>fuel bills I reckon!
>

yes, 'tis the only way to get good mpg figures from a 101!
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Simon Isaacs

Peterborough 4x4 Club Chairman, Newsletter Editor and Webmaster
Green Lane Association (GLASS) Financial Director
101 Ambi, undergoing camper conversion www.simoni.co.uk
1976 S3 LWT, Fully restored, ready for sale! Make me an offer!
Suzuki SJ410 (Wife's) 3" lift kit fitted, body shell now restored and mounted on chassis, waiting on a windscreen and MOT
Series 3 88" Rolling chassis...what to do next
1993 200 TDi Discovery
1994 200 TDi Discovery body shell, being bobbed and modded.....

 

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Steve

Guest

• Apr 12, 2006

• #46

Paul - xxx wrote:

> ? My vehicle is used constantly and maintained. The seat wasn't, I see
> no correlation between what I said and your non-sensical question.
>

How do you maintain your seatbelts ? You don't, you inspect them, or the
MOT does. The same should apply to your car seats, rather than
creating needless waste.

Steve

 

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Tom Woods

Guest

• Apr 12, 2006

• #47

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:14:33 +0100, Simon Isaacs <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 13:24:36 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
>scribbled the following nonsense:
>
>>On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 07:49:53 +0100, Ian Rawlings
>><[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>I eventually got an independent chap to transport it without having to
>>>fib, when he arrived he told me it was the second worse load he'd ever
>>>carried, the only worse load having been a Land Rover 101FC!
>>
>>Don't s'pose he mentioned whether or not it was...
>>
>>... purple?
>
>or red???

There probably arnt many 101 owners whose trucks havent spent some
time on a transporter truck!

http://www.tomwoods.co.uk/101/DSCN0001_Small.JPG

 

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Teeafit

Guest

• Apr 13, 2006

• #48

Regarding the 'hot water' nannying, a certain TV station in my area has
recently moved premises. I'm delighted to say that one feature that's
survived the move is the notices in the washrooms "Beware of Very Hot
Water coming from the Tap". Now personally I'm not worried about very
hot water coming from the tap. It's very hot water coming from the
light fitting, out of the door lock, through the paper towel dispenser,
up through holes in the floor etc that scares me!

GRAEME ALDOUS, Yorkshire

 

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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Apr 13, 2006

• #49

This Teeafit anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
and said....

> Regarding the 'hot water' nannying, a certain TV station in my area
> has recently moved premises. I'm delighted to say that one feature
> that's survived the move is the notices in the washrooms "Beware of
> Very Hot Water coming from the Tap". Now personally I'm not worried
> about very hot water coming from the tap. It's very hot water coming
> from the light fitting, out of the door lock, through the paper towel
> dispenser, up through holes in the floor etc that scares me!
>
> GRAEME ALDOUS, Yorkshire

Looking on the bright side, they are supplying you with Very Hot Water,
informing you of the fact, and then leaving you to decide as a mature
individual what to do about it.

Better that than to have only tepid water, just in case anyone hurts
themselves. What use is that, if you have spent your lunchtime fiddling
with the Landy to make sure you get home again, and have an important client
to see in the afternoon?


--
Rich
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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Apr 13, 2006

• #50

This Austin Shackles anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent.
and said....

>> Also I've spotted a spelling mistake. It's Bliar, as in teller of
>> untruths, teller of untruths, you have a spontaneous combustion in
>> the trouser department.
>
> You've been playing with babelfish.
>
> putting "liar, liar, pants on fire" through
> english-japanese-english-korean-english gives "Liar, liar and sudden
> pants."
>
> adding russian to that gets:
> "Liar, liar and not expected are drawers."
>
> then go from that to french, german and back to english:
>
> "The liar intended liar is not and contactors."

Lol. Like "out of sight, out of mind" becomes "invisible idiot".

--
Rich
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I don't approve of signatures, so I don't have one.

 

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Austin Shackles

Guest

• Apr 13, 2006

• #51

On or around 13 Apr 2006 00:57:38 -0700, "Teeafit" <[email protected]>
enlightened us thusly:

>Regarding the 'hot water' nannying, a certain TV station in my area has
>recently moved premises. I'm delighted to say that one feature that's
>survived the move is the notices in the washrooms "Beware of Very Hot
>Water coming from the Tap". Now personally I'm not worried about very
>hot water coming from the tap. It's very hot water coming from the
>light fitting, out of the door lock, through the paper towel dispenser,
>up through holes in the floor etc that scares me!

or up from the WC?
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Chuck didn't reply, so George swung round in his saddle. He could just
see Chuck's face, a white oval turned toward the sky.
'Look,' whispered Chuck, and George lifted his eyes to heaven.
(There is always a last time for everything.)
Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out"
Arthur C. Clarke, "The 9 billion names of God"

 

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Mother

Guest

• Apr 15, 2006

• #52

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:31:57 +0100, Ian Rawlings
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Nope, 'fraid not. Do you chaps cart them around on the backs of
>recovery trucks or something? Would certainly be cheaper than the
>fuel bills I reckon!

It's a right of passage with owning a 101

>As it happens I was coming back from Poole DVLA walk-in centre today,
>and ended up behind a camo soft-top 101FC heading north a little way
>outside of Poole. Good condition, appeared to be pretty original,
>there was even what looked like an old powder fire extinguisher fixed
>to the back. It could have been a grease gun I suppose but I've seen
>ancient powder extinguishers that looked just like that before. Tiny,
>good enough to put out a cigar and that's about it.

T'would probably have been Halon.


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005

 

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Mother

Guest

• Apr 15, 2006

• #53

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 22:22:10 +0100, Tom Woods
<[email protected]> wrote:

>There probably arnt many 101 owners whose trucks havent spent some
>time on a transporter truck!
>
>http://www.tomwoods.co.uk/101/DSCN0001_Small.JPG

http://www.101fc.net/eastnor-2004/eastnor-2004-47.jpg

Indeed


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005

 

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Mother

Guest

• Apr 15, 2006

• #54

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:46:31 +0100, Simon Isaacs <[email protected]>
wrote:

>>"The liar intended liar is not and contactors."
>
>like I said a while back, all our threads contain either Python or
>HHGTTG ;-)

Perhaps our brains are too highly evolved.

 

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Ian Rawlings

Guest

• Apr 15, 2006

• #55

On 2006-04-15, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net> wrote:

> It's a right of passage with owning a 101

Well after my first off-roading session yesterday in the now
road-legal pinz, I found out that not only do I have six drum brakes
to clean, but also it does 10 MPG so I reckon I might have to use the
RAC to save fuel too!

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!

 

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Tim Hobbs

Guest

• Apr 15, 2006

• #56

On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:57:06 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
wrote:

>On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 22:22:10 +0100, Tom Woods
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>There probably arnt many 101 owners whose trucks havent spent some
>>time on a transporter truck!
>>
>>http://www.tomwoods.co.uk/101/DSCN0001_Small.JPG
>
>http://www.101fc.net/eastnor-2004/eastnor-2004-47.jpg
>
>Indeed

When the self-same driver and truck came for mine, the first thing he
said was "do you know the bloke with the purple one?"....


--

Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 88" aka "Stig"
'03 Volvo V70
'06 Nissan Navara aka "The Truck"

 

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Richard Brookman

Guest

• Apr 15, 2006

• #57

Mother" <"@ {mother} @ wrote:

|| On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:46:31 +0100, Simon Isaacs <[email protected]>
|| wrote:
||
|||| "The liar intended liar is not and contactors."
|||
||| like I said a while back, all our threads contain either Python or
||| HHGTTG ;-)
||
|| Perhaps our brains are too highly evolved.

Or under-exploited.

--
Rich
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I don't approve of signatures, so I don't have one.