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rewmer said:

Don't be too hard on Dids Wammers. It's true he is a time served technician and everyone knows that Qualcast turn out some fine machinery.

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Mike v.t.s said:

Must admit its a giggle on ere... facebook eat your heart out!

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Amen to that sir!. Every time the fire fades there is always someone with a can of petrol.

Dids said:

You could have taken your time to think of a better comeback. It's not a race!. I can fit and set ignition points and a condenser quicker than you can wipe the foam from your angry mouth. I take it you are implying also that any members on here with a P38 onwards is a "computer driver" too?. Take your time!

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Did not think i was in a race. However it would seem i am in the pub cooling down whilst you are still panting up the first hill.

Dids said:

I get a thrill playing with the big heads. What's this, a case of "your suspensions not down, your not coming in"? . I'm here for the subject matter, not the vehicle.

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Jay where are you??? some people are gettin irritated and snapping at each other with the stress of NOT no-ing whats happend with your situation... :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi:

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I think i got a tad carried away with the little yellow men lol... ohhhhhh i love a good tinternet fisti-cuffs.
Reet men, handbags at ten paces... first to loose dies.

Mike v.t.s said:

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Jay where are you??? some people are gettin irritated and snapping at each other with the stress of NOT no-ing whats happend with your situation... :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi:

:wtf::wtf:

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But we are keeping the thread at the top of the board and having a little fun aswell. Spoil sport.

wammers said:

But we are keeping the thread at the top of the board and having a little fun aswell. Spoil sport.

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No No MR Wammers sir... i like it, i was having a shtie day with the man flu but now im just laffin...

wammers said:

Did not think i was in a race. However it would seem i am in the pub cooling down whilst you are still panting up the first hill.

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And the award for avoiding a question goes to....you!

We both know you're actually in the pub calming down, because let's be honest, this isn't going well for you is it?

Dids said:

And the award for avoiding a question goes to....you!

We both know you're actually in the pub calming down, because let's be honest, this isn't going well for you is it?

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Silly boy. I claim no victory admit no defeat i will leave it to public vote. Actually i grew bored with the diatribe as the low quality of the opposition did not give me any challenge. If by some X Factor type voting scam the public find in your favour i will take it like a man. If as should be, they find in mine you have my permission to cry loudly and kick the cat. Hows that. Your names not Wagner is it?

Everyone else on here has provided some good banter, but I think I'm getting to you. You're not a sharp as you think. Now come on. Captain Backdown. P38 owners. Computer drivers? . You can't run from it anymore!

Dids said:

Everyone else on here has provided some good banter, but I think I'm getting to you. You're not a sharp as you think. Now come on. Captain Backdown. P38 owners. Computer drivers? . You can't run from it anymore!

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As you well know the computer driving refered to was the dealer diagnostic one. You know technician, computer, diagnostic. Try and link them. You remind me of the attitude the Yanks had when they withdrew from Vietnam after getting a right bloody good beating. Then claiming victory. It takes a special sort of person (sorry idiot) to be on the floor, unable to stand, covered in blood, after being kicked around for two or three hours then claim to have won a fight. Why don't you just give up and crawl home. Your out of ammo mate, you have been since your first shot.

Beta Vulgaris

does this refer to the colour of your face when someone gets one over on you on a forum ?

:5bbanghead::mooning:

wammers said:

As you well know the computer driving refered to was the dealer diagnostic one. You know technician, computer, diagnostic. Try and link them. You remind me of the attitude the Yanks had when they withdrew from Vietnam after getting a right bloody good beating. Then claiming victory. It takes a special sort of person (sorry idiot) to be on the floor, unable to stand, covered in blood, after being kicked around for two or three hours then claim to have won a fight. Why don't you just give up and crawl home. Your out of ammo mate, you have been since your first shot.

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Oh my God. That was such a back out you're moonwalking chamone!.Surely an owner with their own laptop, data leads and software carrying out diagnostics on their drive is doing exactly what a dealer would. Think about it. You only wish I was out of ammo!. You're in a corner, it's dark and no one is around to help. What you gonna do?

robp38 said:

Beta Vulgaris

does this refer to the colour of your face when someone gets one over on you on a forum ?

:5bbanghead::mooning:

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As and when that happens you'll be the first to know. But I feel you'll be waiting longer than it takes to get a reply from Jay.

Dids said:

As and when that happens you'll be the first to know. But I feel you'll be waiting longer than it takes to get a reply from Jay.

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Think he already knows my friend.

wammers said:

Think he already knows my friend.

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And yet you keep avoiding questions. White wine for the lady please barman. I think you've been served!

Dids said:

And yet you keep avoiding questions. White wine for the lady please barman. I think you've been served!

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Deary deary me you really are some kind of plonker arn't you? We have a saying up north "When you know nowt say nowt". You would do well to remember and take note of that. Also "It is far better to remain silent and appear ignorant than to speak and remove all doubt".
Go and lick your wounds that's a good lad. Give your carer a call, i think it's time for your tablets. This diatribe is now over.

Like war and peace

Come on Jay, I'm gonna have to take another day off otherwise!

wammers said:

Deary deary me you really are some kind of plonker arn't you? We have a saying up north "When you know nowt say nowt". You would do well to remember and take note of that. Also "It is far better to remain silent and appear ignorant than to speak and remove all doubt".
Go and lick your wounds that's a good lad. Give your carer a call, i think it's time for your tablets. This diatribe is now over.

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Wow. You got jacked!. Now that has got to be embarrassing.

fellas have you considered that jay might be lock up?

senerio
jay attends said meeting but it does not go well dealer get cockie tells jay to sod off jay loses temper and fills the dealer in cops are called and jay is nicked as hes spent all his cash on the p38 cant afford bail so cant post the out come,lol
then again hes got all his cash back and sodded off on a jolly somewhere to relieve the stress,hence no post again.