Evoque Need some help with my Range Rover Evoque 2016 Diesel

Carter4365 · Jun 6, 2020

gold rover said:
Well, mate, I was being calm, mate. I even tried, mate, to help you by directing you to sites that have people like you on them, mate. Thing is , mate, that you faffing about with your hatchback makes no difference whatsoever to me, mate. If our paths ever crossed, I'd be laughing at you either way, mate.
As for my day , mate, I always enjoy them.
Sleep well

Why comment then? I dont get your problem?

gold rover · Jun 6, 2020

RangeRoller dt said:
Bet your insurance won’t like an off-road modified gaylander at 19.
Helpful nuff?

Carter4365 said:
Why do you just go find somewhere useful to be, instead of trying get a rise off me

@RangeRoller dt you must try harder. I managed, and I was being nice

RangeRoller dt · Jun 6, 2020

no one can help. You asked for advice we gave it (all similar). If you don’t like it that’s your issue.

RangeRoller dt · Jun 6, 2020

Try mumsnet
Bet they like ejokes

Carter4365 · Jun 6, 2020

RangeRoller dt said:
no one can help. You asked for advice we gave it (all similar). If you don’t like it that’s your issue.

Actually I got one guy who put me in contact with someone who is starting to expand into the evoque market with offroad equipment, and I think I'm going to see where that goes so thanks to that guy, apologies I can't remember his name

RangeRoller dt · Jun 6, 2020

Can’t be that important then

RangeRoller dt · Jun 6, 2020

I’m off

Carter4365 · Jun 6, 2020

RangeRoller dt said:
Can’t be that important then

I dont get your problem with me, but thanks for showing me that there really are arseholes everywhere on the Internet

RangeRoller dt · Jun 6, 2020

May be worth looking up the dunning-Kruger effect

frog hopper · Jun 6, 2020

Don't get wound up about it all, you have bought what you wanted and you have a right to do what you want with it within the bounds of safety. - though a passionate pink respray might be a tad too far.
You can see from my avatar that I am an old farty who prefers a PROPER range rover, ok, i'd have a P38 if I was smart enough to be able to fix the things. No way would I be getting anything built this side of the millenium, just over-priced over-complicated money magnets as far as I'm concerned. But each to their own, and that's as it should be.
My classic never does anything more extreme than parking in a field. When I want to go off road I use this.

And I did used to use a classic for competitions back in the day, and very good it was too, nearly as good as the 90.

gold rover · Jun 6, 2020

frog hopper said:
Don't get wound up about it all, you have bought what you wanted and you have a right to do what you want with it within the bounds of safety. - though a passionate pink respray might be a tad too far.
You can see from my avatar that I am an old farty who prefers a PROPER range rover, ok, i'd have a P38 if I was smart enough to be able to fix the things. No way would I be getting anything built this side of the millenium, just over-priced over-complicated money magnets as far as I'm concerned. But each to their own, and that's as it should be.
My classic never does anything more extreme than parking in a field. When I want to go off road I use this.View attachment 211343
And I did used to use a classic for competitions back in the day, and very good it was too, nearly as good as the 90.

I likes your Land Rover. Can I licks it? If not can I just drool at it

frog hopper · Jun 6, 2020

gold rover said:
I likes your Land Rover. Can I licks it? If not can I just drool at it

Yeah, help yourself, but it's a shilling an inch.

gold rover · Jun 6, 2020

frog hopper said:
Yeah, help yourself, but it's a shilling an inch.

Can I lick it in instalments ?

frog hopper · Jun 6, 2020

gold rover said:
Can I lick it in instalments ?

Tell you what, a once only offer of a curly wurly and a pack of yorkshire tea bags (cos I've feckin run out and can't get any

)

frog hopper · Jun 6, 2020

Night night.

gold rover · Jun 6, 2020

frog hopper said:
Night night.

Night night. I shall leave these here, and lick at my leisure

gstuart · Jun 6, 2020

neilly said:
It should have been badged as a baby Disco, then all the RR snobs would have been happy.LOL

Cheers

What , they can keep that bloody thing away from the discovery name , all the discos are proper land rovers

I’ll get my coat and run away quickly , snigger

gold rover · Jun 6, 2020

gstuart said:
What , they can keep that bloody thing away from the discovery name , all the discos are proper land rovers

I’ll get my coat and run away quickly , snigger

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I like your shoes

kermit_rr · Jun 6, 2020

I hope @Carter4365 hasn't abandoned us, he was doing rather well!
Still impressed he managed to buy a ~£12-14k motor at 19! I know i didn't have that kind of spare cash at that age. Perhaps less impressed he thinks a light bar and bigger wheels is an upgrade but everyone's taste is different

myfirstl322 · Jun 6, 2020

kermit_rr said:
I hope @Carter4365 hasn't abandoned us, he was doing rather well!
Still impressed he managed to buy a ~£12-14k motor at 19! I know i didn't have that kind of spare cash at that age. Perhaps less impressed he thinks a light bar and bigger wheels is an upgrade but everyone's taste is different

He did say he worked awfully hard for it...but methinks he's actually paid less that half that for his mums hand-me-down.

I agree with you that he was doing well here.

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