My landy hates me

Spunka · Apr 20, 2013

My landy has been stood a few months , I was going to take it to test the other week but the indicaters packed up, fixed now
Yesterday I started her up ,manovered out the drive, drove up and down the estate to bed the new brake pads in and get some fuel,
All good so I took her up for test

"WOO HOO" it passed

So i took the long way round home to blow out some webs

Its back off the road now for a few months coz the clutch burnt out and i had to limp home in low box

goonarmy · Apr 20, 2013

Standing em is the worse thing you can do.

Spunka · Apr 20, 2013

goonarmy said:
Standing em is the worse thing you can do.

I know wot you mean and useally apply that rule but some times days turn to weeks and weeks to months

Grit Valve · Apr 20, 2013

You need more sexy time with her to keep her happy.
Give her nipples a grease

lorri789 · Apr 20, 2013

and rub yer balls all over it. Maybe

crashbox · Apr 20, 2013

It needs a good spanking on a regular basis.

Jay reKx · Apr 20, 2013

landys hate everybody.

Silverlandy · Apr 20, 2013

Well, what did you expect? You neglected her, ignored her, then expected her to perform on command?!

Nope.

Removals01 · Apr 21, 2013

Silverlandy said:
Well, what did you expect? You neglected her, ignored her, then expected her to perform on command?!

Nope.

We are still talking about the landy aren't we? coz it sounds like the wife to me

Spunka · Apr 21, 2013

The wife has loads of things for me to do and stuff to spend me money on so the mend may take some time,

They both need some love and atention ,creeping and the like

tom1disco.300 · Apr 21, 2013

my series 3 stood for about 2 years before i m.o.teed it,and she was fine for a few weeks,and then all hell broke loose,brake probolems,clutch probolems,lights,indicators,speedo,fuel gauge,temp gauge,the list goes on mate!

part of owning a landy i mfraid! **** ino,and expensive!

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