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paulypaul · Dec 11, 2007

slob said:
or if the tester is more concerned about whether yer a liability on the road and doesn't want to see any more kids killed by ****s in unsafe and unroad-worthly vehicles. in which case he might fail yer aswell.

oh sorry mrs smith i didn't see young tom on his bike as i found a loop hole that allowed me to get an MOT for my dangerous car. i hope he comes out of the coma real soon and that the brain damage isn't too bad. by the way here's some old bike wheels that you could use to make a wheel chair for him till he gets his archyfacial legs fitted.

But just to put your mind at rest Mrs Smith, me landy aint dinted and the collision wiv young Tommy must have given me washer bottle a jog cause they're working now. When young Tom comes outa his coma, tell him Fanks from me and reasure him that wiv only one leg he can still drive an auto when he grows up...............

Not condoning the use of unroadworthy vehicles Mr Slob, just pointing out what the law states. Has never really effected the roadworthiness of any motor I have had tested without washers, mind you, they are primarily only used during the summer and are not daily drivers.

slob · Dec 11, 2007

whats stopping him from driving a manwell with only one leg?

paulypaul · Dec 11, 2007

slob said:
whats stopping him from driving a manwell with only one leg?

Nothing I s'pose except he might look like Michael Flattely sitting down doing river dance, when it comes to gearchanges

goonarmy · Dec 11, 2007

i might klnow a bloke based in barking but no promises.If he does have the welder to go out I think it wont be for beer it'll be cash money but prob cheaper than hewden or who ever.Ill speak to him tommorro and PM his details if he says yeah

slob · Dec 11, 2007

paulypaul said:
Nothing I s'pose except he might look like Michael Flattely sitting down doing river dance, when it comes to gearchanges

i suspose its not your fault your unaware of the various systems available to allow folk with all sorts of disabilities to drive. including ****s wiff no legs. here is just one of the many companies that cater fer crippled driver..

::: Guidosimplex - Official site :::

now yer bin edjucated yer might like to inform us wtf you thought 'disabled drivers' parking places fer for?

paulypaul · Dec 11, 2007

slob said:
i suspose its not your fault your unaware of the various systems available to allow folk with all sorts of disabilities to drive. including ****s wiff no legs. here is just one of the many companies that cater fer crippled driver..

::: Guidosimplex - Official site :::

now yer bin edjucated yer might like to inform us wtf you thought 'disabled drivers' parking places fer for?

**** Slob!!! you spend waay too much time surfing tinternet. If you've got no legs then disregard that last transmission and accept my apology. **** I did chuckle though

Tinribs · Dec 11, 2007

I know a bloke with one arm who flies a plane. Odd thing is, when he's taking off, he waves at you.

slob · Dec 11, 2007

paulypaul said:
**** Slob!!! you spend waay too much time surfing tinternet. If you've got no legs then disregard that last transmission and accept my apology. **** I did chuckle though

yer ****!! i used to have a company that did car conversions fer folk with no legs , half an arm , or even just titchey legs. even did some fer folk that just couldn't walk far and had to get their pavement scooter in the back of their nissans.

ave taken clutch pedals oot and replace with electronic clutch systems , just so i could put the accel ped where the clutch pedal would have bin... would have bin simpler to fit a hand throttle but young one legged bloke wanted a go faster pedal.

paulypaul · Dec 12, 2007

slob said:
yer ****!! i used to have a company that did car conversions fer folk with no legs , half an arm , or even just titchey legs. even did some fer folk that just couldn't walk far and had to get their pavement scooter in the back of their nissans.

ave taken clutch pedals oot and replace with electronic clutch systems , just so i could put the accel ped where the clutch pedal would have bin... would have bin simpler to fit a hand throttle but young one legged bloke wanted a go faster pedal.

Aah everything is clearer now, you have inside knowledge of these things...still, just a bit o fun ey? no arm done.

goonarmy · Dec 12, 2007

soz G no luck there, unless you wanna a rental jobby then this firm in barking are ok: Welding Engineering Services 2 Barking Ind Pk
Alfreds Wy, Barking, IG11 0TJ
020 85915777

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