Grippa
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Gunna scoff the lot. Mutt ****s in me tratta, I **** mutt. S'fair enuff!
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Grippa
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but thats cos i was tuppin him at the time
Yer shagged a space mutt? FFS no species is safe frum you Welshers!
Grippa
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and YU do the cooking
Yeah, but I dunt **** in it!
Optimus Prime
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would have thought you'd be glad of the attention
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yeah! - dont get the attention from the AA man since i got rid of the Hippoo.
Optimus Prime
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didn't it distract you that big yellow van following you everywhere you went "just in case" ?
mind you, must have saved a fortune in fuel keep having it dragged back by them, more than outweighed the cost of membership
Int there a clause about recurring repairable faults ? Surely owning a hippo would be excluded ?
mind you, must have saved a fortune in fuel keep having it dragged back by them, more than outweighed the cost of membership
Int there a clause about recurring repairable faults ? Surely owning a hippo would be excluded ?
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nah - i aint bovvered - freed him up to look after yourn.
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never can go with AA not ever. Ex wife works for them as a call centre manager (well she was last time we spoke, back in 2000). Think I might be a marked man!
When I had a wee mishap on M25 in me astravan (introduced it to back of a laguna in the wet, and bust me radiator) took over 5 hours for recovery to arrive. Further investigation by the highways agency, who were by now getting the hump waiting for me to get off the hard shoulder revealed that my recovery firm had subcontracted the recovery out to the AA only 20 mins after I called.
The rest of the delay was down to the AA. Two calls from Highways later, and the AA further subcontracted it to another firm, who turned up in 1/2 hour
Just co-incidence ? Maybe, maybe not. Best not take a chance.
When I had a wee mishap on M25 in me astravan (introduced it to back of a laguna in the wet, and bust me radiator) took over 5 hours for recovery to arrive. Further investigation by the highways agency, who were by now getting the hump waiting for me to get off the hard shoulder revealed that my recovery firm had subcontracted the recovery out to the AA only 20 mins after I called.
The rest of the delay was down to the AA. Two calls from Highways later, and the AA further subcontracted it to another firm, who turned up in 1/2 hour
Just co-incidence ? Maybe, maybe not. Best not take a chance.
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sfunny that - he sed it was gonna be a cushy job
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sfunny that - he sed it was gonna be a cushy job
Surely you should have kept yur freindly aa man........oh no you swapped him wiv Marcus as you dunt get fur enough away to bother the AA
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and marcus is "a very nice man"
Sirus
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and marcus is "a very nice man"
Yu just call out his name and you know...........whatever the rest s
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snot what HB told me!and marcus is "a very nice man"
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thats coz she still has her chest strapped up.
at least we hope so.
at least we hope so.
Optimus Prime
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if they claim to fix 8/10 breakdowns by the side of the road, do they carry freelander headgaskets as van stock ?
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nope - but they carry a big box of matches.
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*******NEWS FLASH*******
As been a report of a dog seen in
Kent area ****in up the back of a
tratter. **** appar'nly smelled like
deesal un coolant. Seen trottin
away smowkin cigar wiv pigs ear
danglin from its mouwth.
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As been a report of a dog seen in
Kent area ****in up the back of a
tratter. **** appar'nly smelled like
deesal un coolant. Seen trottin
away smowkin cigar wiv pigs ear
danglin from its mouwth.
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so, anyway, we're doing all this to save mings mutt (not you mhm, you too busy thinking of bad things to do to him) but ming is conspicuous by his absence
does ee want is mutt or not ?
does ee want is mutt or not ?
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no, most of the ladies in kent are like that, they come to visit from other counties
