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cashybai said:
YOU TAKIN THE **** BOUT MY RECENT FINANCIAL PITFALLS, BALDY?

Still sore on that bloody rear dif going Mingy, Ah fook it, giz a glass of it, and a mild chaser....:D
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na cashy m8 jist tryin ta git some custermers in this bar its jist too quite . . . .ave er free red eye ont hoose. . .:) :) :)
 
Cheers Mingy,
That goosgog 'n ruby stuff sounds nice n'all, but I'll leave it for now...I'm on call an it wouldn't do to turn up at a job smellin like an alchoholic fruit bush thats fell into an indian restaurants rubbish bin.....:p


Oh heck, twist me arm, just a small one....


BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,

****, that's me pager, see yez later folks.......

screech of tyres, gaylander thrappin its tits off into the darkness....:eek:
 
cashybai said:
Cheers Mingy,
That goosgog 'n ruby stuff sounds nice n'all, but I'll leave it for now...I'm on call an it wouldn't do to turn up at a job smellin like an alchoholic fruit bush thats fell into an indian restaurants rubbish bin.....:p


Oh heck, twist me arm, just a small one....


BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,BEEP,

****, that's me pager, see yez later folks.......

screech of tyres, gaylander thrappin its tits off into the darkness....:eek:
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followed quickly by the sound of a rac truck reversing up to the front of teh gaylander.
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the rac mans mutters under his breath " not another ****in gaylander?"
cashbach sez in a angry voice " wot you mean? thur nowt rong wiff these ere veeehickills!"
while attaching ropes and **** to the gaylander the nice man sez" grand motor these, the rac woz gonna lay a ship load of us drivers off till Land rover brought these things out. now they have a recruiting drive on"

cashback stands thur fumming as his pride and joy is dragged on to its prefered mode of transport. whislt thinking 'maybe i should just torch it and buy a defender'
but as he's thinking this he knows he'd nevva be able to log on to LZ evva again. not unless he could pretend to still have a gaylander like the intergaltic goon , the mighty ming.

maybe he could even pretend to open up anuffer pub in LZ and call it "the pay 'n' hope" in onher of his deceased gaylander
 
ave heard abart your cigars but al have a pint of swarfega and you better give ardnut a quart or two of dutch courage so he can chase them noisy boys away. his mum sez if that nice man from the council comes round much more she wint be able to walk
 
Don't joke Slobbers, she was on a flatbed from AA last week, when the rear dif decided to do an inpression of john hurt in alien...nasty....

ey up lads, who's had me pint? an whats that smell,that you ming?:eek:
 
i got just the answer fur ya, Cashew :D
 

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Cheers Hatters, guess this means the VCU goes for a burton then? This is the latest as regards the 2/4 switchable/dogclutch fred then? It does sound promising, tell me more and buy us a mild.....:rolleyes:
 
dunno much yet. the lump at the front of the diff is a current controlled! clutch. so it wud mean replacing the whole diff. as it disengages completely, the VCU would normally be free-wheeling (as that the correct phrase) - if the vcu was seized it wud still work fine, but if the vcu was not passing torque thro - it wud still not drive the rear. The vcu could, in fact, be welded solid if required tho.
If yu really wanted to go to town, I suppose yu cud transfer the rear disks as well. It still seems expensive tho :eek:
 
the pics are from my slitty x-t [sorry Minge] (coz its the only manual i got) but its the same system they use on all nissan/datsun 4wd systems and is capable of oodles of power.
 
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