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special notice. . .the snug int the whine bar is out a bounds on tue's, due to er meetin er the black leffer arm rest gang. . . .will all tratter un slitty boys not park int car park [use the old spinny ], as we will be having armrest inspections. . . . . .un agin due ta helf un saferty ,no pigs or sheep. . . .en in mucases case ellyfunts. . . . .this has got nuffink ta do wiff the fact yer tratter or slitty boys. . . . . . .snort ok i lied. . . :D :D :p
 
now yer lying again ming!!!! thurs bin lots of rain and the place is all flooded so all the gaylander will be getting thur doors put back on, so no-one will be able to come to yer 1/8" ply and sticky back plastic meetin
 
slob said:
now yer lying again ming!!!! thurs bin lots of rain and the place is all flooded so all the gaylander will be getting thur doors put back on, so no-one will be able to come to yer 1/8" ply and sticky back plastic meetin
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we take membership oath un we is loyal to are leffer bits. . . . . .
 
special notice. . . .the black leffer arm rest gang [to be known as BLARG] MEETIN HAS BIN CANCELED INT SNUG. . . . this is sadly due ta paperatsie infulltration er the tratter boys ,tryin ta take hidden camra pics er the meeting . . .wun caught by are highly trained security guards [lev] found a hidden camra in his floppy hat [we cant tell you his name] er nuffer had one stuck down the end er his snorckle [we cant fer legal reasons say his name neither] nuffer had one inside the rear bit er his pet pig [porky found thet one pretty quick] . . . . . . .we will not tolerate this type er intrusion to are meetings:mad: :mad: :mad: we is holdin a special meeting to resolve this type er fing. . . . .i'm orft ta ave er drink. . . .
 
pint er fender sludge barsteward wiff er re eye chaser oh un whip me wiff this bit er black leffer whip!!!!!arder i sid arder. . . .
 
Leviathan said:
Slurp, gulp, gulp, gulp aaaaahhh! Needed that!
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yup lev, ope yer ad a good oliday, me un porky's bin holdin fort. . . . .bin quite in ere , sept fer tratter gurls throwin there handbags about. . . . . .pint er fender sludge barsteward, , , ,oh un whip me agin wiff that bit er black leffer. . . .whip!!!!kewrack!!!!!arder beat me arder. . . . .
 
ming said:
yup lev, ope yer ad a good oliday, me un porky's bin holdin fort. . . . .bin quite in ere , sept fer tratter gurls throwin there handbags about. . . . . .pint er fender sludge barsteward, , , ,oh un whip me agin wiff that bit er black leffer. . . .whip!!!!kewrack!!!!!arder beat me arder. . . . .
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Good ta be back following me expedition ter 6 difrent countries visiting affiliate black leffer arm rest clubs. Brought those special whips from Mongolier yer asked fer...customs nearly had me fer em.
 
i'm reet parched . . .pint er fender sludge barsteward. . . .oh un give me anuffer whippin wiff thet black leffer fing agin. . . . .arder ah sid. . . arder. . . . .thets good :) :) :)
 
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