Grippa
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Nah, they'll need more than a lancet if they got brakes. They'll need bleedin' first!
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yella
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ffs yer eejuts, i fixed the front brake on his bmx
Trewey
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what's that got ter do wiv piles ffs?
yella
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ffs heidi, nowt, this is landy zone
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is you sayion his bike has piles
Trewey
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seein the saddles on some bikes nowadays, it's enuff ter give yer piles just lookin at em.
yella
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no, it has brakes tho 
Grippa
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Wot a bike wiv piles of brakes? Ya only need one at the frunt and one at the back..................or one of them ones that you peddle backwords to stop it.
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now am wondering how yer bin lid got a bike in place of piles. and do you think i could swap mine fer a motor bike?
Trewey
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if they're valued by weight, yer could swap yours fer a diamond encrusted harley wiv a gold-plated frame.
Grippa
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Ahh, the good ol' Vincent Chalfont twin.
slob
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is that all
Trewey
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.......and a chair wiv silk and leather seating
slob
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and a burd wiff big jubblies
Trewey
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an er twin sister
ming
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reet can we git back to the problem in hand [ er not in yer real hand mind] deep heat un ralgex can cause deep pain . . . .zog pile driver, will also cause deep pain, however this will only last fer a earth nano second. . . .and after the implosion no more farmers pain will insue. . . . . .the first ****e after treatment should be done wiff caution [best ta have a medic ont stand bye] un er bottle er red eye helps. . . . .helf un safetie. . . .git your eyes tested after the zog treatment. . . . .
ming
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pint er virgin gaylander oil . . . .un er spam sandwich ,barsteward. . . .
ming
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ahem. . . .fink we need ta lower the prices int this bar,not many git in ,eh porks whot yer reckon. . . .pint er red eye barsteward , oh un er cadbury cream egg fer ma mutt. . . . . . . . .oh un er firkin er brown ale fer mrs ming as she is still ont diet. . . . . . .
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Sniff! Sniff!
ming
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plookin quite in ere int it porks? reet pint er red eye un a cadburys cream egg fer ma mutt barsteward. . . .un no silly yokes