Midlands laning

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we must learn by our mistakes wot we must not do is constantly get ****ing reminded by a bunch of brain dead ****s that think they have won because you aint where still going we will get bigger ive tried the nice approach you dont listen you just dribble on about the same crap over and over againif the lanes are open we shall do the lanes if we dont some other will do so why should we park up when others are doing them and how the **** do we no that half way down lane its going to get muddy this is uk we aint trekking the amazon with somebody with a white flag in front of us checking if the ground underneath the mud is solid you no on here you talk more **** than ive ever heard you cant proove where we was when we was there and how much we paid for the pleasure free or not free and lets face it if you can youve obviosley been there done the lane and according to you shouldnt of been there so get your facts straight we all no no matter wot you say we wont get a 59 my orange truck will be with me till i kill it not when you decide and if we are having a spelling battle me names RIFFKA not giffka dyxlexic ****

sorry been to work and missed the last 14 pages

jesus,......talk about the prozac wearing off
 
I don't like stoking the fire too much but thought this might be of interest and particularly relevant to this thread- it was emailed to me today :mad:

All GLASS or non GLASS members,

After much discussion, I will be doing a few Strata Florida laning runs in June with the sergeant in charge of road policing matters in Ceredigion.

The purpose of this laning run will be to show him the off piste damage (as much as the lane itself which is new to him!) and explain a bit more about what "laners" do and how it should be done from a GLASS perspective.

Hopefully then, once he is on our side (he will be by the time I have finished), we can move forward and potentially progress with a new local initiative scheme to aid protection and minimise further illegal damage, especially with the CMPP on the cards.

Now from what I have heard and read in the past, this could take a number of directions, but my initial one is to start simple, with the likes of signage and directional rocks/posts and blockades where needed to ensure any off piste stuff is not accidental (we know it isn't in 95% of cases). I will be asking for a base of keen local laning volunteers who are happy to assist with project works when the time comes.

I'll be openly asking any regular users I know along with commercial operators, to come on board with a new initiative to help in trying to educate others and spread the word.

Therefore I will be happy to listen if anyone has any ideas or thoughts to put to me so I can discuss them with him. Perhaps ideas that have been proven to work in other areas, such as permits etc.

He is much more likely to be able to get the council on our side than I am, as this has been a very tedius frustrating task to date and I have got nowhere fast. Wish me luck!

Attached is a prime example of some midlands boys who visited Strata last week with the sole intention of trashing it, this has been followed up, but if you hear of similar on any other forums
please let me know. It this continues Strata could easily be shut for next summer.

Regards,

John
GLASS Area Rep
 

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On the one side it's good that the police are getting involved to help understand how laning works. With a bit of luck it might just keep our lanes open.

On the other hand it's a shame that it's come to this.
 
I don't like stoking the fire too much but thought this might be of interest and particularly relevant to this thread- it was emailed to me today :mad:

All GLASS or non GLASS members,

After much discussion, I will be doing a few Strata Florida laning runs in June with the sergeant in charge of road policing matters in Ceredigion.

The purpose of this laning run will be to show him the off piste damage (as much as the lane itself which is new to him!) and explain a bit more about what "laners" do and how it should be done from a GLASS perspective.

Hopefully then, once he is on our side (he will be by the time I have finished), we can move forward and potentially progress with a new local initiative scheme to aid protection and minimise further illegal damage, especially with the CMPP on the cards.

Now from what I have heard and read in the past, this could take a number of directions, but my initial one is to start simple, with the likes of signage and directional rocks/posts and blockades where needed to ensure any off piste stuff is not accidental (we know it isn't in 95% of cases). I will be asking for a base of keen local laning volunteers who are happy to assist with project works when the time comes.

I'll be openly asking any regular users I know along with commercial operators, to come on board with a new initiative to help in trying to educate others and spread the word.

Therefore I will be happy to listen if anyone has any ideas or thoughts to put to me so I can discuss them with him. Perhaps ideas that have been proven to work in other areas, such as permits etc.

He is much more likely to be able to get the council on our side than I am, as this has been a very tedius frustrating task to date and I have got nowhere fast. Wish me luck!

Attached is a prime example of some midlands boys who visited Strata last week with the sole intention of trashing it, this has been followed up, but if you hear of similar on any other forums
please let me know. It this continues Strata could easily be shut for next summer.

Regards,

John
GLASS Area Rep
Them muddy boys love taking incriminating photos of themselves dont they?
 
MUDDYWHEELS4X4 top ten


1,Bob Dylan--knock knock knocking on riffka's door
2,heaven 17--crushed by the wheels of industry
3,B.Gees--how deep is your rut
4,clash--i fought the law (and the law won)
5,U2--sunday bloody sunday
6,Bryan Adams-- section of 59
7,M.A.S.H--suicide is painless
8, spencer davis group--keep on running
9,Bon Jovi--living on a Giro
10,Smokey Robinson--tears of a clown
 
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here's some more for the muddywheels chart:

sisters of mercy - this corrosion
tony orlando and dawn - knock three times (engine/diffs)
muddy bottom boys - man of constant sorrow
the smiths - i started something
black sabbath - paranoia ( everyone is against you - and you should be paranoid)
50 cent - in da club ( who churn up lanes )
steelers wheel - stuck in the middle (of this bomb hole we didn't need to drive)
nine inch nails - march of the pigs ( coming to get you lol)
counting crows - crossing muddy waters (brown after the strata - playing in the rivers)
roger miller - engine, engine number 9 ( previous 8 blown up )

anyone got any more:confused:
 
Billy Idol - one night one chance ( of getting caught off piste )
Aerosmith - cryin ( coz I got caught )
Def Leppard - photograph
No Doubt - Don't speak ( complete bollocks )
Bruce Springsteen - I'm goin'down
Depeche Mode - Behind the wheel
Duran Duran - Girls on film
Fields of the Nephilim - Last exit for the lost
Fine young Cannibals - She drives me crazy
Gaye Bykers On Acid - Call me a liar
Howard Jones - Things can only get better
Linkin Park - Somewhere i belong
Murder Dolls - People hate me
New Model Army - Stupid questions
New Order - Regret
Nickelback - Never again
Queen - Another one bites the dust
The Cult - Outlaw
The Godfathers - Those days are over
The Sisters of Mercy - No time to cry
The Smiths - Panic
Adam and the Ants - Car trouble
ZZTop - I got the message
 
Billy Idol - one night one chance ( of getting caught off piste )
Aerosmith - cryin ( coz I got caught )
Def Leppard - photograph
No Doubt - Don't speak ( complete bollocks )
Bruce Springsteen - I'm goin'down
Depeche Mode - Behind the wheel
Duran Duran - Girls on film
Fields of the Nephilim - Last exit for the lost
Fine young Cannibals - She drives me crazy
Gaye Bykers On Acid - Call me a liar
Howard Jones - Things can only get better
Linkin Park - Somewhere i belong
Murder Dolls - People hate me
New Model Army - Stupid questions
New Order - Regret
Nickelback - Never again
Queen - Another one bites the dust
The Cult - Outlaw
The Godfathers - Those days are over
The Sisters of Mercy - No time to cry
The Smiths - Panic
Adam and the Ants - Car trouble
ZZTop - I got the message

:hysterically_laughi
 
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