Land Rover owner with wife for sale

DomsDefender · Oct 15, 2014

Hi everyone, I'm Dom new to LZ.

I have a wife for sale if anyone is interested, gutted but I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

I will be getting another one again!!

Would rather it go to genuine lover than we buy any wife jokers!

Cheers

One sad wife riding Dom )-:

biggeeeee · Oct 15, 2014

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Good one!

top-cat · Oct 15, 2014

Ill give you £1k for it

blue beasty · Oct 15, 2014

Is that legal?

biggeeeee · Oct 15, 2014

If you want I'll have a go with your wife for you as long as shes not a munter, if you're not up to the job

GRATCH · Oct 15, 2014

I'll give you half a mars bar. It's likely to be the only offer you get before this gets removed.

blue beasty · Oct 15, 2014

top-cat said:
Ill give you £1k for it

You desperate or summink?

defenderfatboy · Oct 15, 2014

any chance of a testdrive?

Muds · Oct 15, 2014

DomsDefender said:
Hi everyone, I'm Dom new to LZ.

I have a wife for sale if anyone is interested, gutted but I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

I will be getting another one again!!

Would rather it go to genuine lover than we buy any wife jokers!

Cheers

One sad wife riding Dom )-:

Lol ...you clearly bought the wrong model

wattfield · Oct 15, 2014

What year is she? Is her chassis in good nick? What's her kerb weight?

biggeeeee · Oct 15, 2014

wattfield said:
What year is she? Is her chassis in good nick? What's her kerb weight?

Oi, there's a batting order, get in line

(Post #5)

DiscoPol · Oct 15, 2014

:nopics:

defenderfatboy · Oct 15, 2014

does she backfire on the over run?......much smoke from the rear exhaust? always able to start her? even in the morning when the fuel tank is really full.........

Yoyodyne · Oct 15, 2014

DomsDefender said:
I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

They must have brought tears to her eyes

Think I'll give it a miss this time but welcome to the mad place

Turboman · Oct 15, 2014

blue beasty said:
Is that legal?

Surely not? He hasn't posted fifty times

freelander1958 · Oct 15, 2014

sale or return ,can you deliver welcome to the forum

tina2709 · Oct 15, 2014

:welcome2: you'll fit right in here!

biggeeeee · Oct 15, 2014

Think he was a one post wonder and when his spam was changed he bolted.

Littelwill · Oct 15, 2014

Id say he's more likely just had his PC shoved up his arse for trying to sell his wife lol

DomsDefender · Oct 18, 2014

Fantastic!

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