First time for everything, give it a go, you could become an overnight success.
Its not what he wants though, I fear that i bought him one of those the tears will fall from his eyes and he will complete his transition to homosexuallity.
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Its not what he wants though, I fear that i bought him one of those the tears will fall from his eyes and he will complete his transition to homosexuallity.
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First time for everything, give it a go, you could become an overnight success.
Then you're just going to have to accept he's a poofta.
Well there will be no need for me to do that if he had a peddle power land rover. Women from all over the land will migrate to staffordshire in effort just to spend time with him.
Then you're just going to have to accept he's a poofta.
How do i do that, do I buy him a card, something like "Congrats on realising the truth" or will that be giving him the wrong idea?
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Then you're just going to have to accept he's a poofta.
No idea mate, never had to deal with a bent child.
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Ask Bump, i seem to remember some pretty scary looking pics, and WLM from what i remember too
No idea mate, never had to deal with a bent child.
you have spoken to Vagrent though, and that is basically the same thing
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oh dear, It must run in the family.
was your mum a man too :rofl:
Must say, your thoughts of your chubby chappie ****ing around with a "boys" toy big enough for young men Is like an old fashioned sticky fly paper that attracts unwanted attention.
:hysterically_laughi
the rest of us just think your fookin strange......
but, the world is your pink oyster bar as they say..
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Well if he wants a "pretend Landrover" for children you can only buy 1 car for him,its called a Freelander! :cool2:
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What a real mature comment. He was only joking ffs, not even a child would want to own a freelander
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so your kids fat and gay,not got a lot going for him has he? poor bastid
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easye1
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probably,the gay bastid
not a gypsie too is he, as their fat,
its because they dont work...
or so someone said
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if yer think yer lid is gay
just buy yerself a pack of nicotine patches and wear them on yer ass
well they do stop fags parrantly
just buy yerself a pack of nicotine patches and wear them on yer ass
well they do stop fags parrantly
