OK, then I will continue if you are all sitting comfortably (will add piccie later today). "The little elf felt sad when people laughed at his old car, 'why don't you just lease a new one' they cried, but when the winds & the rains came to the hollow, the elf and his TD-5 just waded through the awful floods, swerving to avoid the drowned out expensive leased cars.... he felt like the king of the road, especially with his safari snorkel fitted - no one was laughing now. Even the usually silent warning lights in the dashboard started blinking in excitement, as if to encourage the elf to find further adventures... The old TD-5 had never left the elf stranded by the roadside, not ever, not even when an ACE pipe burst, as the wise little eff had a bottle of fluid in the boot & just kept topping it up until home. The very next day the elf drove TD-5 to his local garage who had looked after it so well, & enquired about the cost of replacing all the ACE pipes as all were corroded, & then he had an awful shock.... TBC