****ing traffic-wardens!!!

They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed
a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.


I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was unloading!

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U all ride safely, now ;-)

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to
reed
> a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
> Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
>
>
> I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
unloading!

Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?

>
> --
>
> U all ride safely, now ;-)
>
>

Cheers,


Jack.

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:

> They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to
> reed a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number
> plate. Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
>
>
> I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
> unloading!
>
> --
>
> U all ride safely, now ;-)
>
>

well thank you for sharing your "thought of the day" with us
but i don't think Michael Jackson (god bless him) will be very interested


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"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:
> I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was unloading!

I have stopped counting the BT vans with tickets issued whilst they were working.
P.

"Shadow" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:koJVc.179$M67.72@fed1read01...
>
> "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to
> reed
> > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
> > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> >
> >
> > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
> unloading!
>
> Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?
>
Not too well, little wonder he is lost.

> They are sneaky bastards.

No they aren't.

> I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then
> a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.

Well here's a thought...

...DON'T STOP ON A ****ING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, ****.

HTH


--
Lordy


(Yes I realise it was just a troll post to multiple groups, but it had
to be said anyway).

> > They are sneaky bastards.
>
> No they aren't.
>
> > I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then
> > a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
>
> Well here's a thought...
>
> ...DON'T STOP ON A ****ING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, ****.
>
> HTH

Stopping on a double yellow line isn't an offence unless you're parked, or
unless it's a specifically marked "no stopping" zone, like a red route or
similar.

Peter

"Lordy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> > They are sneaky bastards.
>
> No they aren't.
>
> > I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then
> > a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
>
> Well here's a thought...
>
> ...DON'T STOP ON A ****ING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, ****.
>
You are aloud to stop on a double wallow lines for 5 minutes & 20 minutes on
single wallow line.

"Pierre" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:
> > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
unloading!
>
> I have stopped counting the BT vans with tickets issued whilst they were
working.

One of them stinking traffic-wardens had put a ticket on my motorbike when
it was parked in motorbike parking bay.

Them scum-bag traffic-wardens!

On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 07:56:25 GMT, "Sir.Tony"
<[email protected]> wrote:


>>
>You are aloud to stop on a double wallow lines for 5 minutes & 20 minutes on
>single wallow line.


Absolute cobblers - can you point me to a legal reference on that
ridiculous statement? Nope? Because there isnt one and not
surprisingly you are yet again taking cobblers

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In Liverpool a crane was lifting an exhibit through the roof of Liverpool
Museum. A traffic warden ticketed the crane! There's been big problems with
the wardens in Liverpool resulting in the private company responsible for
traffic wardens chosing to leaving their contract with 30 days notice to the
council!

Traffic wardens were awful in Liverpool!



"AstraVanMan" <****[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> > They are sneaky bastards.
>>
>> No they aren't.
>>
>> > I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to reed a map, then
>> > a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
>>
>> Well here's a thought...
>>
>> ...DON'T STOP ON A ****ING DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, ****.
>>
>> HTH
>
> Stopping on a double yellow line isn't an offence unless you're parked, or
> unless it's a specifically marked "no stopping" zone, like a red route or
> similar.
>
> Peter
>
>

Ben Jones wrote:

> In Liverpool a crane was lifting an exhibit through the roof of Liverpool
> Museum. A traffic warden ticketed the crane!

Was it legaly parked? Seem unlikley, therefore, what's the problem?

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"Catman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Ben Jones wrote:
>
> > In Liverpool a crane was lifting an exhibit through the roof of
Liverpool
> > Museum. A traffic warden ticketed the crane!
>
> Was it legaly parked? Seem unlikley, therefore, what's the problem?
>


It was unlikely to have been parked. It would have been working in the
only practical position, but static.
Giving it a ticket really does prove what a bunch of tax collecting
jobsworths they are. No one with the ability and drive to do proper
work would surely be a traffic warden. A dog warden has greater
standing in the community.

Huw


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"Huw" <hedydd[nospam]@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> "Catman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Ben Jones wrote:
> >
> > > In Liverpool a crane was lifting an exhibit through the roof of
> Liverpool
> > > Museum. A traffic warden ticketed the crane!
> >
> > Was it legaly parked? Seem unlikley, therefore, what's the problem?
> >
>
>
> It was unlikely to have been parked. It would have been working in the
> only practical position, but static.
> Giving it a ticket really does prove what a bunch of tax collecting
> jobsworths they are. No one with the ability and drive to do proper
> work would surely be a traffic warden. A dog warden has greater
> standing in the community.
>
> Huw
>
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parked no, loading or unloading yes and subject to different restrictions-
which may be ignored with the prior permission of the local police,
unfortunately the private weasels just have money to make but please send
some to ticket the b*sta*ds who park on the A6 in Hazel Grove in the rush
hour
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"Death" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<3oNVc.12233$%[email protected]>...
> "Shadow" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:koJVc.179$M67.72@fed1read01...
> >
> > "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow to
> reed
> > > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number plate.
> > > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> > >
> > >
> > > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
> > unloading!
> >
> > Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?
> >
> Not too well, little wonder he is lost.

I'm not surprised. It's a typical ****witted bicycle messenger boy.
THIRTY-SEVEN years old, still single, still working at **** jobs and
STILL a virgin.

"William J. Wolfe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Death" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<3oNVc.12233$%[email protected]>...
> > "Shadow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:koJVc.179$M67.72@fed1read01...
> > >
> > > "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow
to
> > reed
> > > > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number
plate.
> > > > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
> > > unloading!
> > >
> > > Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?
> > >
> > Not too well, little wonder he is lost.
>
> I'm not surprised. It's a typical ****witted bicycle messenger boy.
> THIRTY-SEVEN years old, still single, still working at **** jobs and
> STILL a virgin.

Talking about yourself, are we?

You gay racist!

"Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> "William J. Wolfe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > "Death" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<3oNVc.12233$%[email protected]>...
> > > "Shadow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:koJVc.179$M67.72@fed1read01...
> > > >
> > > > "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow
> to
> reed
> > > > > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number
> plate.
> > > > > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
> > > > unloading!
> > > >
> > > > Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?
> > > >
> > > Not too well, little wonder he is lost.
> >
> > I'm not surprised. It's a typical ****witted bicycle messenger boy.
> > THIRTY-SEVEN years old, still single, still working at **** jobs and
> > STILL a virgin.
>
> Talking about yourself, are we?

Since I am not 37 years old, am not a messenger boy, hardly likely, messenger BOY.

>
> You gay

Dream on doggy boy.

[email protected] (Willy 'Wino' Wolfe) wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> > "William J. Wolfe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > "Death" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:<3oNVc.12233$%[email protected]>...
> > > > "Shadow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:koJVc.179$M67.72@fed1read01...
> > > > >
> > > > > "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double yellow
> > to
> > reed
> > > > > > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my number
> plate.
> > > > > > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he was
> > > > > unloading!
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?
> > > > >
> > > > Not too well, little wonder he is lost.
> > >
> > > I'm not surprised. It's a typical ****witted bicycle messenger boy.
> > > THIRTY-SEVEN years old, still single, still working at **** jobs and
> > > STILL a virgin.
> >
> > Talking about yourself, are we?
>
> Since I am not 37 years old, am not a messenger boy, hardly likely, messenger BOY.
>
**Yes we know you're not 37 you ol' fool...you're closer to 87 I'd
say. Either that or 2 years old. Your pathetic mentally deficient
postings prove that. You couldn't be a messenger boy because you're
too stupid to ride a bike! Hell....you have trouble walking & drooling
at the same time retard! How's the sheep shaggin' been lately you
senile old jackass?? Better go drink another bottle of cheap rot gut,
then go pass out in a dumpster, as is your usual daily routine.**

"G_Reaper" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> [email protected] (Willy 'Wino' Wolfe) wrote in
message news:<[email protected]>...
> > "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:<[email protected]>...
> > > "William J. Wolfe" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > "Death" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:<3oNVc.12233$%[email protected]>...
> > > > > "Shadow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:koJVc.179$M67.72@fed1read01...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Sir.Tony" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > > > > They are sneaky bastards. I just stopped my bike on a double
yellow
> > > to
> > > reed
> > > > > > > a map, then a bloody ass-hole warden started looking at my
number
> > plate.
> > > > > > > Them ass-holes are always hiding around the alleyways.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I saw one of them wardens putting a ticket on a lorry when he
was
> > > > > > unloading!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, GOOD on yer, mate. Um, how do you reed a map?
> > > > > >
> > > > > Not too well, little wonder he is lost.
> > > >
> > > > I'm not surprised. It's a typical ****witted bicycle messenger boy.
> > > > THIRTY-SEVEN years old, still single, still working at **** jobs and
> > > > STILL a virgin.
> > >
> > > Talking about yourself, are we?
> >
> > Since I am not 37 years old, am not a messenger boy, hardly likely,
messenger BOY.
> >
> **Yes we know you're not 37 you ol' fool...you're closer to 87 I'd
> say. Either that or 2 years old. Your pathetic mentally deficient
> postings prove that. You couldn't be a messenger boy because you're
> too stupid to ride a bike! Hell....you have trouble walking & drooling
> at the same time retard! How's the sheep shaggin' been lately you
> senile old jackass?? Better go drink another bottle of cheap rot gut,
> then go pass out in a dumpster, as is your usual daily routine.**

BEWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great stuff,....Hell done.

>
> BEWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> Great stuff,....Hell done.

Tony,

If it weren't for your idiocy - I'd give you a pass. Get the **** out of
amm-j and make a few people happy, ok? There's a good boy.


Jack