I have no time for drunk drivers

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Sir.Tony wrote:
> "pseudoplatypus" wrote:
>
>> Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
>> evening - sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
>> stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
>> didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed
>> limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
>> pathetic self-panicker.
>>
> Alcohol slows down your reactions and makes you more aggressive, not

But I'm like that anyway. No real difference. Anyway, the amount of drink
that I had last night might have had me over the limit, but I'd have been
comfortably under 10 years ago.

> good for the road. I thing anyone who gets caught over the limit,
> should be banned for life(and put in the prison if they cause an
> accident).

You keep banging on about this. If everyone who ever broke a law was caught
and punished to the full extent of the law, *everyone* would be in jail.

Except, obviously, your good self.

> The rate of accidents go up around Christmas time, those accidents
> would not have happened if these people didn't drink & drive.

You can think of no other reason for the rise in accident rates than
drink-driving? Like late-night shopping, last-minute panic present-buying,
everybody going out to parties whether they drink or not? If there's more
traffic, there's more accidents, you div. Personally, I reckon I drive
better if I've had a couple - more relaxed, see?

> Drunk driver are evil scum. Them MURDERS!!!

Funnily enough, in about 30 years of drunk driving, I haven't killed anyone,
or crashed because of being drunk. This makes me a "murder" in what way?
I've had a couple of accidents when I've nodded off at the wheel while
completely sober.

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"pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:


>Funnily enough, in about 30 years of drunk driving, I haven't killed anyone,
>or crashed because of being drunk. This makes me a "murder" in what way?
>I've had a couple of accidents when I've nodded off at the wheel while
>completely sober.

Heh. I think that paragraph applies to several people.

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pseudoplatypus <[email protected]> wrote ...

>> What complete rubbish. A drunk driver on the road is like a loose
>> cannon. Every one is at risk when a drunk driver is on the road.

> Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
> evening - sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't stop
> running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I didn't hit
> anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed limit.
> Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you pathetic
> self-panicker.

<sorry to be agreeing with Sir Tony mode ON>
You can let off a bomb in Trafalgar Square, and depending on chance, and
the time at which you let it off, no one gets hurt.

A 'victimless crime' ?

Drunk driving is only 'victimless' as long as you're lucky enough not to
wipe someone out.

In short, if you want to commit suicide, have the balls to put the muzzle
of a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Don't impose your choice on
others.

You were a ****, and I'm only sorry that you didn't get your collar felt.
<stbawSTmOFF>

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<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> pseudoplatypus <[email protected]> wrote ...
>
> >> What complete rubbish. A drunk driver on the road is like a loose
> >> cannon. Every one is at risk when a drunk driver is on the road.
>
> > Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
> > evening - sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
stop
> > running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I didn't
hit
> > anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed limit.
> > Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you pathetic
> > self-panicker.
>
> <sorry to be agreeing with Sir Tony mode ON>
> You can let off a bomb in Trafalgar Square, and depending on chance,
and
> the time at which you let it off, no one gets hurt.
>
> A 'victimless crime' ?
>
> Drunk driving is only 'victimless' as long as you're lucky enough not
to
> wipe someone out.
>
> In short, if you want to commit suicide, have the balls to put the
muzzle
> of a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Don't impose your choice
on
> others.
>
> You were a ****, and I'm only sorry that you didn't get your collar
felt.

They are both ****s, one is clueless with a cause, the other is just
clueless, lets hope they never mate, the offspring would be very scary
indeed.


 

"pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:eek:[email protected]...
> Sir.Tony wrote:
> > "pseudoplatypus" wrote:
> >
> >> Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
> >> evening - sprig was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
> >> stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
> >> didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed
> >> limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
> >> pathetic self-panicker.
> >>
> > Alcohol slows down your reactions and makes you more aggressive, not
>
> But I'm like that anyway. No real difference. Anyway, the amount of
drink
> that I had last night might have had me over the limit, but I'd have been
> comfortably under 10 years ago.

What a stupid thing to say. You are being very naughty
>
> > good for the road. I thing anyone who gets caught over the limit,
> > should be banned for life(and put in the prison if they cause an
> > accident).
>
> You keep banging on about this. If everyone who ever broke a law was
caught
> and punished to the full extent of the law, *everyone* would be in jail.

Complete rubbish.
>
> Except, obviously, your good self.
>
> > The rate of accidents go up around Christmas time, those accidents
> > would not have happened if these people didn't drink & drive.
>
> You can think of no other reason for the rise in accident rates than
> drink-driving? Like late-night shopping, last-minute panic
present-buying,
> everybody going out to parties whether they drink or not? If there's more
> traffic, there's more accidents, you div. Personally, I reckon I drive
> better if I've had a couple - more relaxed, see?

The rate of drunk drivers getting convicted also gets higher around
Christmas too! Explain that then, silly man
>
> > Drunk driver are evil scum. Them MURDERS!!!
>
> Funnily enough, in about 30 years of drunk driving, I haven't killed
anyone,
> or crashed because of being drunk.
Yet

This makes me a "murder" in what way?
> I've had a couple of accidents when I've nodded off at the wheel while
> completely sober.
You are putting peoples lives at risk, that makes you a murder
>
>
Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver


 
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...
> <sorry to be agreeing with Sir Tony mode ON>
> You can let off a bomb in Trafalgar Square, and depending on chance, and
> the time at which you let it off, no one gets hurt.
>
> A 'victimless crime' ?
>
> Drunk driving is only 'victimless' as long as you're lucky enough not to
> wipe someone out.

That argument goes for any type of driving, driving is an accident
waiting to happen, a pedestrian stepping out etc. Drink driving
increases the risk of it happening but so does driving more miles, or
driving tired, or lighting a tab etc.

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"pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Sir.Tony wrote:
> >
> > What complete rubbish. A drunk driver on the road is like a loose
> > cannon. Every one is at risk when a drunk driver is on the road.
>
> Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
evening -
> sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't stop running onto
the
> rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I didn't hit anything, didn't
kill
> anyone, didn't even break the speed limit. Victimless crime. Stop being
> such an old woman, you pathetic self-panicker.
>
>
Bring back hanging. How can have the nerve to drink & drive AND COME ON HERE
AND BOAST ABOUT IT?


 
Sir.Tony wrote:
> "pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Sir.Tony wrote:
>> >
>> > What complete rubbish. A drunk driver on the road is like a loose
>> > cannon. Every one is at risk when a drunk driver is on the road.
>>
>> Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
>> evening - sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
>> stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
>> didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed
>> limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
>> pathetic self-panicker.
>>
>>
> Bring back hanging. How can have the nerve to drink & drive AND COME
> ON HERE AND BOAST ABOUT IT?

It's groovy. I *like* it.

What's the matter with you? *Someone* has to do it...

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Ian Dalziel <[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:

>On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 16:26:18 +0100, [email protected] wrote:
>
>>pseudoplatypus <[email protected]> wrote ...
>>
>>>> What complete rubbish. A drunk driver on the road is like a loose
>>>> cannon. Every one is at risk when a drunk driver is on the road.
>>
>>> Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
>>> evening - sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't stop
>>> running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I didn't hit
>>> anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed limit.
>>> Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you pathetic
>>> self-panicker.
>>
>><sorry to be agreeing with Sir Tony mode ON>
>>You can let off a bomb in Trafalgar Square, and depending on chance, and
>>the time at which you let it off, no one gets hurt.
>>
>>A 'victimless crime' ?
>>
>>Drunk driving is only 'victimless' as long as you're lucky enough not to
>>wipe someone out.
>>
>>In short, if you want to commit suicide, have the balls to put the muzzle
>>of a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Don't impose your choice on
>>others.
>>
>>You were a ****, and I'm only sorry that you didn't get your collar felt.
>><stbawSTmOFF>
>
>I'm getting a malfunction alert... Could you check your sarcasm
>monitor is switched ON please? Toggle switch down? Is the LED lit?

What sarcasm?

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Sir.Tony wrote:
> "pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:eek:[email protected]...
>> Sir.Tony wrote:
>> > "pseudoplatypus" wrote:
>> >
>> >> Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
>> >> evening - sprig was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
>> >> stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
>> >> didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the
>> >> speed limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
>> >> pathetic self-panicker.
>> >>
>> > Alcohol slows down your reactions and makes you more aggressive,
>> > not
>>
>> But I'm like that anyway. No real difference. Anyway, the amount
>> of drink that I had last night might have had me over the limit, but
>> I'd have been comfortably under 10 years ago.
>
> What a stupid thing to say. You are being very naughty

Why's it a stupid thing to say? C'mon, let's have something coherent out of
you for a change.

>> > good for the road. I thing anyone who gets caught over the limit,
>> > should be banned for life(and put in the prison if they cause an
>> > accident).
>>
>> You keep banging on about this. If everyone who ever broke a law
>> was caught and punished to the full extent of the law, *everyone*
>> would be in jail.
>
> Complete rubbish.

Well, that was succinct.

>> Except, obviously, your good self.
>>
>> > The rate of accidents go up around Christmas time, those accidents
>> > would not have happened if these people didn't drink & drive.
>>
>> You can think of no other reason for the rise in accident rates than
>> drink-driving? Like late-night shopping, last-minute panic
>> present-buying, everybody going out to parties whether they drink or
>> not? If there's more traffic, there's more accidents, you div.
>> Personally, I reckon I drive better if I've had a couple - more
>> relaxed, see?
>
> The rate of drunk drivers getting convicted also gets higher around
> Christmas too! Explain that then, silly man

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

>> > Drunk driver are evil scum. Them MURDERS!!!
>>
>> Funnily enough, in about 30 years of drunk driving, I haven't killed
>> anyone, or crashed because of being drunk.
> Yet

The law of averages is on my side. I've been doing it successfully for 30
years, and the only accidents I've had have been while I've been sober.
Drink-driving *works*.

> This makes me a "murder" in what way?
>> I've had a couple of accidents when I've nodded off at the wheel
>> while completely sober.
> You are putting peoples lives at risk, that makes you a murder

You appear to have real difficulty with spelling "murderer". You also seem
to find it hard to explain why you consider me a murderer when I haven't
killed anyone.

> Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?

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"pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:

>Sir.Tony wrote:

>> Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
>
>So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?

Be fair, you do seem to be a fairly useless drink-driver since by your
own admission you've failed to kill a single person.

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[email protected] wrote:
> "pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> <[email protected]>:
>
>>Sir.Tony wrote:
>
>>> Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
>>
>>So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?
>
> Be fair, you do seem to be a fairly useless drink-driver since by your
> own admission you've failed to kill a single person.

Right. That's it. I'm going to neck a gallon of neat orange juice, crank
up the Fuglypla, and hunt down some unfortunate to ruthlessly mow down.

Anybody know where cur.tony lives?

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"pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> [email protected] wrote:
> > "pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > <[email protected]>:
> >
> >>Sir.Tony wrote:
> >
> >>> Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
> >>
> >>So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?
> >
> > Be fair, you do seem to be a fairly useless drink-driver since by your
> > own admission you've failed to kill a single person.
>
> Right. That's it. I'm going to neck a gallon of neat orange juice, crank
> up the Fuglypla, and hunt down some unfortunate to ruthlessly mow down.
>
> Anybody know where cur.tony lives?
>
Stinking drunk-driver!


 
Sir.Tony wrote:
> "pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> [email protected] wrote:
>> > "pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> > <[email protected]>:
>> >
>> >>Sir.Tony wrote:
>> >
>> >>> Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
>> >>
>> >>So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?
>> >
>> > Be fair, you do seem to be a fairly useless drink-driver since by
>> > your own admission you've failed to kill a single person.
>>
>> Right. That's it. I'm going to neck a gallon of neat orange juice,
>> crank up the Fuglypla, and hunt down some unfortunate to ruthlessly
>> mow down.
>>
>> Anybody know where cur.tony lives?
>>
> Stinking drunk-driver!

Heh. Try replying to my other post, binlid.

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In article <[email protected]>, pseudoplatypus
<URL:mailto:p[email protected]> wrote:

> The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
> is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.


>
> > Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
>
> So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?
>

That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.


Allan Bennett
Not a fan of pseuds in glass houses




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Allan Bennett <[email protected]> wrote in message
<[email protected]>:

>In article <[email protected]>, pseudoplatypus
><URL:mailto:p[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
>> is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.
>
>Obvious - but completely wrong.
>
>>
>> > Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
>>
>> So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?
>>
>That should read:
>
>"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"
>
>Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
>
>
>Allan Bennett
>Not a fan of pseuds in glass houses

Gosh, you're smart.

Care to work out how to use a sig seperator?

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On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 23:10:50 GMT, "pseudoplatypus"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Sir.Tony wrote:
>> "pseudoplatypus" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> Sir.Tony wrote:
>>> >
>>> > What complete rubbish. A drunk driver on the road is like a loose
>>> > cannon. Every one is at risk when a drunk driver is on the road.
>>>
>>> Bollocks. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
>>> evening - sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
>>> stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
>>> didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed
>>> limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
>>> pathetic self-panicker.
>>>
>>>
>> Bring back hanging. How can have the nerve to drink & drive AND COME
>> ON HERE AND BOAST ABOUT IT?
>
>It's groovy. I *like* it.
>
>What's the matter with you? *Someone* has to do it...

Oddly enough I was chatting about drink driving "the morning after"
to another poster on ukrm and we both agreed we'd done it a few
times. Nobody was hurt so why ****ing worry?
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In article <[email protected]>, Allan Bennett says...
> In article <[email protected]>, pseudoplatypus
> <URL:mailto:p[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
> > is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.
>
> Obvious - but completely wrong.
>
>
> >
> > > Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
> >
> > So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?
> >
>
> That should read:
>
> "So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"
>
> Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

HTH.
 
"Ginge" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, Allan Bennett says...
> > In article <[email protected]>,
pseudoplatypus
> > <URL:mailto:p[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > > The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year,
detection
> > > is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been
obvious.
> >
> > Obvious - but completely wrong.
> >
> >
> > >
> > > > Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
> > >
> > > So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?
> > >
> >
> > That should read:
> >
> > "So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"
> >
> > Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
>
> But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".
>
> HTH.

I suspect both you and Burnt have been *whoosh*ed.

"Prepositions are not words with which to end sentences."

HTH
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Previously on usenet, Allan Bennett said...
> In article <[email protected]>, pseudoplatypus
> <URL:mailto:p[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
> > is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.
>
> Obvious - but completely wrong.
>
>
> >
> > > Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver
> >
> > So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?
> >
>
> That should read:
>
> "So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"
>
> Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But Platy does ok with our language, for a Paddy-Mick.

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